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NiteStryker

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#1 14 years ago

A turtle was walking along the bank of the Jordan River. A scorpian came up and asked the turtle for a ride across the river. 'No, for you will sting me', said the turtle. 'No, I will not, or else we will both die', said the scorpian. So the turtle lets the scorpian on, and halfway across the river, the scorpian stings the turtle. With the turtle's last breath, he says 'why?', and the scorpian says 'because its the Middle east'...

What are your thoughts, ideas, or what have you, about this quote?




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#2 14 years ago

i also know a story some rabbits lived in a forest, a fox used to come there and kill the rabbits one day a tiger comes there and says to the rabbits "i'll save you" and kills the fox then begins to eat the rabbits, the rabbit asks the tiger why it says "i'm from america"




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#3 14 years ago

But tigers don't originate in America.




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#4 14 years ago

i hope you are being sarcastic , that was a story




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#5 14 years ago

OK here's a story.

There once was a president from nantucket.

He had a big nuke that could level your newt and he blew it up over Izbeckensteinraelstanland.




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#6 14 years ago
yod@i also know a story some rabbits lived in a forest, a fox used to come there and kill the rabbits one day a tiger comes there and says to the rabbits "i'll save you" and kills the fox then begins to eat the rabbits, the rabbit asks the tiger why it says "i'm from america"

I guess you didn't hear the president's speech did you? Oh well, that's what happens when you have a liberal news media.




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#7 14 years ago
NiteStrykerA turtle was walking along the bank of the Jordan River. A scorpian came up and asked the turtle for a ride across the river. 'No, for you will sting me', said the turtle. 'No, I will not, or else we will both die', said the scorpian. So the turtle lets the scorpian on, and halfway across the river, the scorpian stings the turtle. With the turtle's last breath, he says 'why?', and the scorpian says 'because its the Middle east'... What are your thoughts, ideas, or what have you, about this quote?

cheap knock off of the fox and the scorpion. But it's true, the iraqis trusted "coalition of the willing" and got screwed.




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#8 14 years ago
Mihailcheap knock off of the fox and the scorpion. But it's true, the iraqis trusted "coalition of the willing" and got screwed.

yup, really screwed. :nodding: Free of saddam, and in a short while they'll have their own government, but yeah, they definately got screwed. :rolleyes:




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#9 14 years ago

Yep, got rid of one dictator for another, yep, thousands died for oil.




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#10 14 years ago
MihailYep, got rid of one dictator for another, yep, thousands died for oil.

you also didn't hear the presidents speech. We're just there to help them get back on their feet ffs, the money from the oil goes to Iraqi people. Soon they'll have their own government, and army. You'll see mr. anti-american, you'll see. :nodding: Now I'm gonna stop "arguing" with you, cuz it's really pointles...