U.S. To Send 30,000 Mall Security Guards To Iraq 22 replies

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Smitty025

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#11 16 years ago

The Onion is such a great site.




Blank Stare

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#12 16 years ago

I have a Security guard at my school, he is supposed to stop the kids from smoking and doing drugs and stuff, but he buys them from kids LOL




Homer Gonerson

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#13 16 years ago

we have a cop at our school.... my gf gave her a cupcake..... those were some good cupcakes too.....




ScOrPY Advanced Member

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#14 16 years ago

Those mall security aren't even prepared to be in a war area.




-Logic-Is-A-Virtue-

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#15 16 years ago

I don't think the sarcasism got through to some people. We had 7 permanent Police Officers stationed at my High School. They had pistols too. Along with the normal arsanel of riot gear, pepper spray, tear gas, tasers, batons, hand cuffs, and plastic zip cuffs. There were also security cameras everywhere along with metal detectors at the door. Ahhh the joys of going to an innercity American high school.




Yannick

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#16 16 years ago

Crap where do you go to school?

As for the guards ha! stupid americans...




Big {Daddy}

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#17 16 years ago
-Logic-Is-A-Virtue-We had 7 permanent Police Officers stationed at my High School. They had pistols too. Along with the normal arsanel of riot gear, pepper spray, tear gas, tasers, batons, hand cuffs, and plastic zip cuffs. There were also security cameras everywhere along with metal detectors at the door. Ahhh the joys of going to an innercity American high school.

Do you go to a young offenders school or something?!




Mr. Matt Advanced Member

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#18 16 years ago

Well this is good news. Grocery stores are safe from shoplifting at last! Now we just have to make sure the population and the military forces stationed in the country are safe, and we're set.




Red_Dragon_

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#19 16 years ago
Tekk9From the Mall Overseas Reservist Core...... ....it's a joke, dude!

i only read like2-3 paragraphs i got bored,DUDE




DavetheFo

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#20 16 years ago

Lets try and keep this thread related to the topic - no more rubbish about McDonalds and logistics of donuts.

Personally, I think its a kinda bad idea to send Mall Guards into a conflict zone - it just screams out 'death'.

Im not sure how many of them are coming home.