BeeF FlaPsI agree some of them ARE nuts, but this case deserves one. IMO if you can get away with suing someone and getting rich, power to you.
Just finding out who deserves it is the hard part. Some of the crap you read in the papers just gets my head spinning. If I was more of an arse, I would try to make a living at filing lawsuits.
Are the people who work a Wendy's fricken blind, how could you not see a finger in the damn chili...or maybe they put it in their,mmmmmm yummy.....:barf:
Are You a Cannibal? - Question found on Wendy's Restaurant Job Application;)
17th June 2002
OK. As I see it there are numerous possibilities. First, one of the people who works at this restaurant is completely insane. He kills people, cuts their fingertips off, then puts them in the food. Why? Who knows. Maybe he thinks he's adding flavour. Alternatively, this madman could be working at the manufacturing place. Another one, we could have someone working at the food manufacture who somehow managed to lose a finger without telling anybody/without anybody knowing. Somehow, the guy managed to get away with dropping his finger into the food, and nobody noticed the pouring blood, the guy screaming in agony, and the significantly decreased arse-grabbing ability. This also raises some incredibly worrying quality control questions. Maybe the woman is actually the maniac? She killed a guy, cut his finger off, put it in her food discretely and then pretended to be shocked. Hey, if you can think of a better way to make money out of fingers, I'd like to hear it. Other than porn, I guess. Maybe, just maybe, the chilli is actually made out of people? Or chimps? Then it could be renamed 'chimpy' instead. Or maybe they just add fingers to improve the flavour. I'm not sure how you could make chilli out of hands, but meh. It's also possible that either the woman ate a finger in her sleep, and then coughed it up while she was eating, or one of the restaurant staff ate a finger and coughed it up while they were preparing her food. Hey, it's possible! I'd like to hear anyone here honestly deny eating fingers in their sleep. It's estimated that you swallow 80 fingers in your lifetime. OF course, unless the woman actually put the finger in there just to make some money, I definitely think she deserves a lot of money. There is a time and a place for fingers to be discovered in orifices, and this wasn't one of them. But hey, it could have been worse. It could have been a 'spare finger'. If you catch my meaning. Hehehehe. Heh. Heh. He.
Elem3ntI would be sueing wedny's pants off if that was me!
Who's Wendy, and what exactly do you want with her pants? :confused:
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23rd September 2004
:lol: no Mr.Matt.... Anyway, this is quite a gross event. The other day i saw a program that was gross, but it also said that a burger king used worms for cost-cutting reasons...:barf: This is seemingly a common occurance in fast food resturaunts...unfortunetly, this problem can't really be fixed and we will have to deal with chicken heads, beaks, fingers, hairs, etc. as long as "fast food" exists.
17th June 2002
Phoenix_22:lol: no Mr.Matt.... Anyway, this is quite a gross event. The other day i saw a program that was gross, but it also said that a burger king used worms for cost-cutting reasons...:barf: This is seemingly a common occurance in fast food resturaunts...unfortunetly, this problem can't really be fixed and we will have to deal with chicken heads, beaks, fingers, hairs, etc. as long as "fast food" exists.
Exactly. If you don't want to eat poorly-cooked human flesh, don't go to fast food restaurants.
Yeah, we definetly all want that finely cooked, gourmet flesh you only find at places like Olive Garden....
This woman must have been mindlessly shoveling food into her mouth to miss a finger in it. Yeah, most people don't look at their food before eating, but still...
damn i cant imagine what that person was thinking but its bad enough when you find hair in your food but finding a finger...
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
Look, things like this happen everyday without our notice. Take my tenth grade second semester Honors English teacher's friend of ten years ago. He pulled the night shift in the bakery section at a local store. He went drinking one night and became severely drunk, but my teacher drove him to work anyway at 2 AM. He then proceeded to attempt to make the day's cupcakes but became violently ill next to the vat with the mix. He didn't report it in fear of losing his job, so later that day he warned his friends not to buy any cupcakes that day. No complaints were recieved from customers complaining of odd tastes.
What exactly is Wendy's over there? Here in Australia it's an icecream place. Do Wendy's over there serve just chili or something?