i made this as a joke for spam thread... lets see you make one oh yea to admin i tryed to limit bad words if you find them plz just rplace with stars. As you all know I am a famous rap artist, so I have decided to give you a preview of a song from my new album get fat or die of a heart attack trying. here it goes
[color=black]I AM THE REAL SGILLISPIE[/color] [color=black]my name is sgillispie, you all love me. wanna do me and screw me. well guess what u all skinny Biotches. Im gonna eat you an still all of your watches. yes a i rap to these beats. yeah they straight off the streets. i eat all kinds of meats. i cant fit an any sized seats. Why you ask............. Well it cause i am fat ass do dododod dodododdododo im a fat ass. my words are like daggered edge they will stab you in the head or at least that’s what eminem says... but you know what shut up that’s what. so who would guess take two from 4 and you will have two less. Well then I confess.. My rap career is a total mess . Just watch one day, youll wake up. Turn on your radio hear them play, then throw down your coffe cup. What did you hear my fat ass rappen. Right away you fell like bitch slappen. That''s how my rap controls you. Gets in your head all of a sudden none knows you. You’re a new person. Running around cursen. Im A FATT ASS . hey:smokin: yeah look at that mass. Any way just letting you all know that I would eat mad cow rather than pu$$Y. yeah im fat look out cause soon,,, maybe ill be eaten you up on my spoon,, yeah yeah yeah west coast[/color]
cool. ok ive got one about bein circumsiezed. (this one is popular in israel) yo! circumsiezed is the way to be! they cut off ya fo skin, owie!
Pink Floydcool. ok ive got one about bein circumsiezed. (this one is popular in israel) yo! circumsiezed is the way to be! they cut off ya fo skin, owie!
west coast or east coast?
isnt isriale a land locked country
you think you can rap, heres a preview of mine, ma raps r sublime, so listen 2 ma rhyme, they'll sweep u off ur feet, like fresh, raw meat just ready 2 eat, so here goes dawg... YO! am the prince of rap, u might say im crap, well u deserve a slap on the face, ouch bitch, that hurt you'll say, then i'll reply, what did u just say, then i'll get ma homees 2 kill u, rip off all ur limbs, chop u into pieces, thats the way it is if u mess wit me, am jie mc from the ysp, so dont fuck wit me, u understand me, g, so ur wondering what this raps about, heres ma explination, its 2 show wot u'll b facin if u become a star, its gonna b hard, think of this, am only 14, but this is how good i am, so think twice about ur rappin, before u post anotha thread coz if u wanna b a rapper, u gotta b good or your dead
Im just gettin started, lol, what u think?
NE of u got mics and wanan Freestyle on NGL radio???
Im posting raps in this thread Late, feelin tired, time to go to bed but first I will show my rhythems and rhymes so hard, you wont be able to take them all in at a time open your mind pay attention to the lyrics I write 40 bucks for the flight I strike hard, like lightning hitting a key on a kite Don't take this light I will show you up Im right But for now Im gonna go I gotta rest for the night
listen to this ->http://www.ripolot.com/audio/mp3/whitemansrap.mp3 white man's rap. its funny
Cambolisten to this ->http://www.ripolot.com/audio/mp3/whitemansrap.mp3 white man's rap. its funny
Weird rap :uhoh:
hahahaha thats freaking funny