"My Band" by eminem: HILARIOUS!!! -1 reply

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Cdawgg

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#1 14 years ago

this is hilarious and the music video's funny too! if you dont know how it goes or understand it well here it is. [Intro] I don't know dude... I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude... And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude... And they need to take it up with me after the show... Because...

[Chorus] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 1 - Eminem] So I get off stage right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady" I'm the lead singer in D12 baby They're all like "Oh my god it's him" "Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem" "I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock" "Please Marshall please let me suck your cock" And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys just despise me because

[Chorus] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... My band [repeated 9xs]

[Verse 2 - Swift] You just wanna see a ***** backwards don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with that dressing room Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist] Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue ([Em:] No I had an interview not you two) You gonna be late for soundcheck Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best You know what man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em ([Em:] You got somethin to say?!) Man no I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew When I was bout to talk right after you I swear, I swear man

[Chorus] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 4 - Proof] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the musics starts Ready to snap on a dumbass fan Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band) We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent And these guys they can find every area code ([Em:] Proof carry my bag) Bitch carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse 5 - Bizarre] ***dammit I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack Lose Yourself video I was in the back Superman video I was in the back Fuck the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions Like who's D12, how we get started (What about Eminem?) Bitch are you retarded? Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute 50 told me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this band I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem] Girl why cant you see your the only one for me and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name... [Chorus - Bizarre] These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha) But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... My Band [Repeated 9x]

[Outro] The hottest boy band in the world... D12! [Eminem as a salsa singer] I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants And the lead singer of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa... My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance And take off their underpants, my salsa (Where'd everybody go?)




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#2 14 years ago

Eminem sucks. I'm sorry if you like him, but in my opinion, he sucks.

P.S. If you wanna talk music, go to the gamingradio forums.




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#3 14 years ago

*Moved to the appropriate forum*




Chibodee Crockett

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#4 14 years ago

That song is so fucking gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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#5 14 years ago

That is soo true, Eminem is a f*cking fudge-packer!




Mihail VIP Member

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#6 14 years ago

I don't care for his music either




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#7 14 years ago

Eminem is a fucking pansy. To bad he dosn't go on the Gaming Forums so the slob could see this...




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#8 14 years ago

I dont like Eminem but hes popular so, meh




Napalm

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#9 14 years ago

Actually it is D-12s song "My Band".