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Scientist Dr. Professor

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#11 13 years ago

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#12 13 years ago

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#14 13 years ago

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#15 13 years ago

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#17 13 years ago

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#18 13 years ago

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Destruction of the Pigmatafalawangtunay People -- What Can We Learn From Their Mistakes? "It was around 471 BC when the Pigmatafalawangtunay peoples of PAPAPAPAPAAPINGland learned to forge their weapons in a mobile baby furnace. Early studies of the archaeological evidence available at present indicates that they initially developed some highly efficient furnaces. Approximately five and a half babies were thought to generate enough heat to melt cheese. An extra seven babies would raise that temperature slightly to just under 15,000k. These mobile baby furnaces were in extensive use around PAPAPAPAPAAPINGland for roughly 300 years, by which time they had become a staple part of Pigmatafalawangtunay industry. With most metals, cheeses and small pieces of fur being crafted into useable products solely using the baby furnace methodology, the advanced technology of the Pigmatafalawangtunay was admired by all surrounding civilisations, including the Klaaaaaaarksons, Pipmobiles, and the United States of America which somehow inserted itself into this point of history too. However, after about 150 BC, evidence suggests that problems began to occur in Pigmatafalawangtunay industry. It seems that the Pigmatafalawangtunay engineers failed to compensate for 'IBAT', or, 'Inevitable Baby Adaptation Techniques'. As more and more babies began to adapt to their new climate -- that of a furnace -- the Pigmatafalawangtunay were presented with a problem. Cease all metallurgy and fur... stuff, or destroy their entire civilisation? They continued production for a further 10 years. More and more babies began to adapt to their new climate, so many in fact that the engineers couldn't spear them through the head fast enough. In 146 BC, several babies escaped from their super-heated prison. Artists at the time depicted what these babies looked like, and it appears that they suffered some drastic mutations -- indeed, they appeared to be 'evil'. Using the latest computer modelling techniques we can demonstrate an example of what these mutated babies might have looked like: imageQ1Q.jpg Able to breathe fire, shoot fire out of their fingertips, fart fire and with NEW movable limbs, these babies proceeded to eat, burn, and fiddle-with-until-broken everything they encountered, consuming the Pigmatafalawangtunay people as though they were nothing. It wasn't until 76 BC that the neighbouring United States of America blanket-nuked the entire area, creating the region of Birmingham now known as 'Glassville', or 'that fucked-up crunchy place'. This historical lesson has taught many engineers, primarily those located in Mattikistan, how to properly counter the effects of IBAT. By inducing random temperature fluctuations, and occasionally throwing alien babies and sometimes even fish into the furnace to confuse things, engineers are now able to prevent IBAT and the strain of babies known as 'fucked up evil-baby syndrome' from developing, before it was able to wipe out civilisation as we know it. This allows for engineers all over the world to make use of the wonderful technology that is the mobile baby furnace."




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#20 13 years ago

Lmao!!! :rofl:




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