1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks 19 replies

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Jyr'al Nadreth

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#1 12 years ago

Lets try and think up 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks as he is so annoying 1 death is not good enough(Look in the trek forum for 1000 ways to kill wesley crusher) 1. feed him to the rancor 2.chain him to your ship and chain his tongue to your fighter,take off and find out how log his tongue can really get 3.Get him in a conversation with Wesley Crusher 4.through him in the reactor, wait 2 seconds and you'll have the perfect calamari dish 5.get the Ewoks to spit roast him




TheMM

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#2 12 years ago

6. Just shoot the damn guy! 7. Make him watch really old movies (Sound of Music, Oklahoma, Wizard of Oz,etc) forever! Wouldn't 100 be a bit easier to get?




Jyr'al Nadreth

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#3 12 years ago

1000, he has to die 1000 times as in the death of 1000 paper cuts




Nusentinsaino

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#4 12 years ago

a bit spammish... moved.




{SWA}Boba Fett

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#5 11 years ago

^oh great now we have to listen to why this thread "fayles" and is "gay"




Reekris

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#6 11 years ago

Probably wouldn't have happened if you didn't bump it :p




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#7 11 years ago

This thread fayles. How gay.




Reno

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#8 11 years ago

I have a chipshredder in the backyard. The dogs love homemade dog food.




Nittany Tiger Forum Mod

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#9 11 years ago

Damn. This reminds me of a Star Wars 2 poster from Mad magazine.

"Star Wars 2: The Galaxy Rejoices." It showed Ep 1 Obi Wan decpitation Jar-Jar and all of the Ep 1 characters in the background smiling (this was made shortly after Ep 1).




Fortune

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#10 11 years ago

#8 Let him fall asleep *ANOES theme song plays*. #9 Send him to Harlem in a White hood and robe. #10 Unleash the hordes of Ghengis Khan on the Gungan. #11 Unleash the hordes of Attilla the Hun on the Gungan. #12 Put a bounty on him, so that Clint Eastwood could gun him down. #13 Send him to L.A. #14 Make him listen to Polka music for 3 hours straight. #15 Mummify him alive.




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