This is a thread that you can state 1001 perfectly good ways too commit suicide, or just die.
1. Slit your wrists while watching p0rno in a warm bathtub.
2. Act like Killer400 ( loosely kidding :D ), around every forumer here.
3. Grab a Cheeseburger and run up too Roseanne Barr, and wave it in front of her face, then you will bleed too death after she takes a big ol' bite out of your arm, along with the burger.
4. Say you have a bomb on a airliner :nodding: .
5. Call me something i dont want too be called.
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4. Say you have a bomb on a airliner .
That is wrong. Considering yesterday. :p
6. Posting it on MySpace, im soo sorry <3
(SeVeReD)That is wrong. Considering yesterday. :p
Well he's dead isnt he? :D . Anyways! 7. Defend Sadaam Hussein ( I know for a fact i spelled it wrong ), in court.
8. See a ninja. He will kill you.
9. Don't see a ninja. He'll kill you just because you're there.
10. Open a window. A ninja will promptly uppercut you.
11. Read a book. A ninja will chop your head off and wail on a guitar.
if you cant see Chuck Norris, you are about to die
Thinking about it.
Piss off Solid Snake or Sam Fisher.
tell Chuck Norris he's gay
Thinking about it.
Ingest cyanide.
16. Fall off a curb.
17. Play football in traffic
18. Follow a train track.
19. Stuff a loaf of bread with bicarbonate of soda, and proceed to eat it.
20. Piss on a fuse board.
21. Make yourself a pair of concrete slippers, wear them, get someone to tie you up, soak you in petrol, set you on fire and push you into a lake.
22. Cross-dress and walk down the back streets of Harlem.
23. Smoke roll your own uranium rods.
the internet is skynet