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Fortune

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#1 14 years ago

This is a thread that you can state 1001 perfectly good ways too commit suicide, or just die.

1. Slit your wrists while watching p0rno in a warm bathtub.

2. Act like Killer400 ( loosely kidding :D ), around every forumer here.

3. Grab a Cheeseburger and run up too Roseanne Barr, and wave it in front of her face, then you will bleed too death after she takes a big ol' bite out of your arm, along with the burger.

4. Say you have a bomb on a airliner :nodding: .

5. Call me something i dont want too be called.

*Continue*




Lysdestic Advanced Member Patreon Supporter

Calmer than you are, dude.

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#2 14 years ago
4. Say you have a bomb on a airliner .

That is wrong. Considering yesterday. :p




Red Menace Advanced Member

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#3 14 years ago

6. Posting it on MySpace, im soo sorry <3


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Fortune

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#4 14 years ago
(SeVeReD)That is wrong. Considering yesterday. :p

Well he's dead isnt he? :D . Anyways! 7. Defend Sadaam Hussein ( I know for a fact i spelled it wrong ), in court.




Lord Wiener Advanced Member

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#5 14 years ago

8. See a ninja. He will kill you.

9. Don't see a ninja. He'll kill you just because you're there.

10. Open a window. A ninja will promptly uppercut you.

11. Read a book. A ninja will chop your head off and wail on a guitar.


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M!tch Advanced Member

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#6 14 years ago

if you cant see Chuck Norris, you are about to die


Thinking about it.



solidsam

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#7 14 years ago

Piss off Solid Snake or Sam Fisher.




M!tch Advanced Member

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#8 14 years ago

tell Chuck Norris he's gay


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DavetheFo

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#9 14 years ago

Ingest cyanide.




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#10 14 years ago

16. Fall off a curb.

17. Play football in traffic

18. Follow a train track.

19. Stuff a loaf of bread with bicarbonate of soda, and proceed to eat it.

20. Piss on a fuse board.

21. Make yourself a pair of concrete slippers, wear them, get someone to tie you up, soak you in petrol, set you on fire and push you into a lake.

22. Cross-dress and walk down the back streets of Harlem.

23. Smoke roll your own uranium rods.


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