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CyberRaptor

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#21 15 years ago

Lord Wiener8. See a ninja. He will kill you.

9. Don't see a ninja. He'll kill you just because you're there.

10. Open a window. A ninja will promptly uppercut you.

11. Read a book. A ninja will chop your head off and wail on a guitar.

Damn right! And if you don't think so, you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. And NEVER drop a spoon with a ninja nearby or he'll get pissed off and kill the whole town.




Fortune

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#22 15 years ago

37. Be a Famous rapper that is actualy from the hood.

38. Take the Kurt Cobain route and take a drink of Shotgun

39. Tell the Mafia "You guys suck0rz! you dumb italians!" ( Especialy if they arent italian ).

40. Get locked into a room with unlimited amounts of every food and nescesity... but the only liquid is Vanilla Coke =death.

41. Use bleach for swallowable mouthwash.

42. Have a group of friends push on every inch of your body.

43. Change your last name too Kennedy.




Komrad_B

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#23 15 years ago
Großadmiral Dönitz36. Walk into the FH forum and tell them FH sucks bullocks and tell them how other mods are SO much better.

I think you've crossed the line man

We're not THAT sadistic :p




corsair11

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#24 15 years ago

44. Sing that "im walking on sunshine" song to a goth. 45. Collect yellow snow for a couple years, stick it in a swimming pool, and drink it all. 46. Ask Mr. T if he's related to Richard Simmons.




CyberRaptor

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#25 15 years ago
39. Tell the Mafia "You guys suck0rz! you dumb italians!" ( Especialy if they arent italian ).

Nah. Insult the Don's mother. THAT will get you killed. What you said would probably just get you beaten up.