In Demolition Man, toilet paper is replaced by 3 seashells.
How in the hell does this work?
Because two sea shells wouldn't be sufficient.
1 to wipe, 1 to scrape and 1 to pick up straglers.
Billz1282;49702201 to wipe, 1 to scrape and 1 to pick up straglers.
You cant wipe with a shell.
The only thing I can assume would be to insert them and spread your hole far enough apart that your fecal matter would not touch anything as it exited.
"OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry."
So you pull your fecal matter out with shells instead of pushing it out with your muscles?
Pushing is so....20th century...psshhh!
So you have to goatse yourself with 2 seashells?
What kind of shells anyway? Conch shells are going to be a bitch.
NiteStryker;4970224You cant wipe with a shell.
You can if the shell was narrow enough. Not all shells are as wide as you probably remember them to be. It hurts if you dont wipe carefully though :Puzzled:
17th June 2002
Billz1282;4970820You can if the shell was narrow enough. Not all shells are as wide as you probably remember them to be. It hurts if you dont wipe carefully though :Puzzled:
Don't use razor shells.