36yr old Spanish man contracts herpes from toilet seat. 5 replies

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#1 13 years ago

July 17 2005, Miguel Sanches (nick named "Dirty" by his friends) finds through a doctor's test that he has a rare and sexy strain of herpes. When his girlfriend inquires the source, he replies.... "De toilet seat my dear" She nods, but secretely wonders if it is a coincidence that her sister has been herpes posative since 1998. Later that day she decided to bake a cake... but ran out of milk. And then she remembered... her boyfriend (spanish) has herpes... all over his ass. And since in Spain, herpes puss can substitute for cat's milk in cake, she feels lucky. She calls her slutty sister and thanks her, and offers her a sensual message with hot butter and melted wax. It was very fun to watch and I saw all of it and am now selling the video to many chinese men who are very lonly. But will her sister ever find out? Drink more liquor she says.




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#2 13 years ago

:wtf:




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#3 13 years ago

:agreed




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#4 13 years ago

Wow, now that I actually read it... it makes perfect sence. I must have been sleep typing again.




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#5 13 years ago

Yeaaaahhhhhh.......




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#6 13 years ago

Ya gotta admit... it has zing.