41. Reasons why Sheepeep are better than women ;) 6 replies

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#1 14 years ago

Note, Before reading this: Some of this may contain material some people may find disturbing, a sense of humour is required, if you lack this (and hence have an enormous flaw,) then I suggest you leave the thread immediately and never return.

Welcome my brethren the list of why sheep(eep) are better than women.

1. Sheepeep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth.

2. You can get a better grip on a sheepeep's ear.

3. Sheepeep don't shy away from boots and leather.

4. Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease.

5. Sheepeep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early.

6. Sheepeep never ask if you're ready to settle down.

7. Sheepeep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them.

8. No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing sheepeep.

9. Sheepeep are never concerned about their reputation.

10. Sheepeep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up.

11. Sheepeep won't ask if you're gay, when you can't get it up for the second time.

12. Sheepeep never insist on eating out.

13. You'll never catch your sheepeep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson.

14. Sheepeep don't get suspicious if you have to work late.

15. Sheepeep don't smell like tuna fish.

16. Sheepeep don't get moody once a month.

17. A sheepeep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay.

18. A sheepeep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon.

19. A sheepeep won't get drunk and throw up in your car.

20. A sheepeep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains.

21. A sheepeep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay

22. A sheepeep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy.

23. A sheepeep will never sue you for palimony.

24 A sheepeep won't care if you screw her sister.

25. A sheepeep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is.

26. A sheepeep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing.

27. A sheepeep won't use your razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can.

28. Sheepeep never have a headache.

29. A sheepeep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons.

30. A sheepeep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football.

31. A sheepeep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning.

32. Sheepeep aren't into talking before or after sex.

33. A sheepeep never yells at you for leaving the lid up.

34. A sheepeep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator.

35. A sheepeep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style.

36. A sheepeep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom.

37. Sheepeep don't mind if you leave the lights on.

38. Sheepeep don't mind doing it in the morning.

39. Sheepeep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck.

40. A sheepeep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake up the kids, you'll wake the neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, or she's not drunk enough to enjoy it.

41. sheepeep will never leave you for a cucumber.




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#2 14 years ago

those are the reasons why i love my wittle Sheep. bless his heart.




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#3 14 years ago

[color=pink]can I get one?[/color]




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#4 14 years ago
BobDolecan I get one?
8. No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing sheepeep.

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BobDole

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#5 14 years ago

[color=pink]Where can I find one?[/color]




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#6 14 years ago

There's always one lurking around when you least want him




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#7 14 years ago

ya mr.matt you right when we wwent him he do's not come to our forum but when we don't went he WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!1