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corsair11

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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling themand stranding them at strategic locations.2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervalsthroughout the day.4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get tojoin.5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all thespray air fresheners.6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,especially in thin aisles.10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "Ithink we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them offand turn the volume up to full blast.12. Play with the automatic doors.13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seenyou in so long." etc. See if they play along.14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourselfloud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you aretaking it for a test drive.17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feetbehind them. Do this until they leave the store.18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire storeas your playing field.19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, lookmesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it andwhen they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm....I thoughtthe customer was always right!"21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others youwill only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from otheraisles.24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."26. TP as much of the store as possible.27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"upside down.29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry andsay, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run betweenthem yelling "Red Rover."31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are anyin stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scalebattle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.33. Take bets on the battle from above.34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly askthe clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic aspossible.36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme fromMission Impossible.38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me toyour Twinkies."41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.42. Two words: Marco Polo.43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the petsection, etc.44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look withvarious funnels.46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look atsomething, quickly make off with it without saying a word.47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop toyour knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go tothe food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get outmuch and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.*BONUS*1. Attempt to do all of the above in the same visit, withoutgetting kicked out.2. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much youcan make.




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#2 13 years ago

I'll nuke anyone who says I suck.




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#3 13 years ago

you suck.




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#4 13 years ago

YOU SUCK. KIWIS OWN YOUR MAMAW.

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#8 13 years ago

w00t for the anthrax! Hip hip, hroaaahghghg *cough cough*

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#9 13 years ago

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#10 13 years ago

Ooo, MrMatts bodily fluids...