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IAmAMoron

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#1 13 years ago
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This is what to do in an elevator, there are 60 1. Makes race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Put sticky notes on everyone’s back that says stuff like “I’m a looser” or “Sticky Note!” or “Kick me”. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 14. One word: Flatulence! 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 16. Do Tai Chi exercises. 17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, crap motion sickness!"

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers. 49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" 51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes. 52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!" 53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament. 54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy. 55. Tell nock-nock jokes to yourself out loud. 56. Make chalk drawings on the walls. 57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dangit!" 58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on. 59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going. 60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

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#2 13 years ago

I bet you've never even been on an elevator.

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#3 13 years ago

61. Make-out with Inyri :naughty:




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#4 13 years ago

i've been on 30:teach: :lies: :lies: :0wned: DAMN YOU POSTED BEFORE ME!!!!:furious: :dpistols: :Puppyeyes: DIE!!!




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#5 13 years ago

Anybody who uses the pwned smilie deserves to get pwned. Smilie abuser. :smack:




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#6 13 years ago
Inyri ForgeAnybody who uses the pwned smilie deserves to get pwned. Smilie abuser. :smack:

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#7 13 years ago
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

they already have to :lol:




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#8 13 years ago

has two images in his sig...oooooooooo000000000oooo0o0o0o0!!!!!!! j00 are breaking teh rules!




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#9 13 years ago

Am I allowed to give negative reputation here? I feel the need to spread the love ;)




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#10 13 years ago

oh shit, no!