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Mac Daddy

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#1 15 years ago

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [Verse One] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward Got beef with radio; i don't play they show They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads...fuckers I don't know what you take me as or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to ritches *****s i ain't dumb I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Chorus] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Verse Two] The year is '94 and my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm) Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor Now i ain't tryin' to see no highway chase for Jay Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case So i...pull over to the side of the road i heard "Son do you know what i'm stoppin' you for?" Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low But do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo'? "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-four" "Liscense and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carryin' a weapon on you i know alot of you are" I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit "Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" "Or somebody important or somethin'?" Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "We'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come" I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Chorus X2] [Verse Three] Now once upon a time not too long ago A ***** like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a pussy But a pussy havin' no God damn sense, try and push me I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform You know the type loud as a motor bike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin''n' He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the captain And there i go traped in the kit-kat again Back through the system with the riff-raff again Fiends on the floor scratchin' again Paparazzis with they cameras snappin' them D.A. tried to give the ***** shaft again Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African All because this fool was harrassin' them Tryin' to play the boy like hes saccharin' But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how i hold my gun I got 99 problems, bein' a bitch ain't one Hit me




Mast3rofPuppets Advanced Member

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#2 15 years ago

Is that rap Mac?!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!

/me splashes some holy water on Mac

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!

/me splashes some holy water on Mac

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!




Mac Daddy

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#3 15 years ago

Yes it is, its a very gd song indeed!




War Hawk

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#4 15 years ago

I have never heard of the song. Well rap isn't my thing so...




Mental Decay

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#5 15 years ago

O Snap!




TheMirage

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#6 15 years ago

How ironic. I'm having girl trouble right now.