So I was at the Yankees-Mets subway series game at Shea Stadium today (baseball, for those who don't know). I was going up the escalator, and a bird pooped on me. I mean, it dropped quite a deuce on my pant leg. And then the Yankees lost. :uhm:
You have not truly lived until a bird has pooped on your head. -Confucius.
It's a real pain to wipe bird crap off of your leg in a bathroom too.
Try wiping it off your head :P
I am the only one who is actually cooler than AzH
10th August 2004
You should count yourself lucky, a bird never 'pooped' on me. Isn't it supposed to be lucky?
No. It means the birds don't like you.
Obviously not, since the Yankees lost today.
The Yankees should lose. Go Cubs!
Boo Cubs. Boo YOU. And boo Red Sox. OK, not boo you, because you are a pretty nice person.
Inyri ForgeTry wiping it off your head :P
Same here, I was playing soccer or football during Recess, (like 4th grade) when everyone started laughing at me, and said I had something white on me. I reached up with my hand, and felt the back of my head. It came back white. :barf: It crapped right on my head...