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Fortune

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#1 9 years ago

There comes a time when men have to choose to follow their own path, as Hannibal setting his sights on Rome, Columbus on the New World; I must follow in their footsteps and step out to fulfill my destiny.

There will be no easy roads for me; I'll be living with only an old Chevy, 3 changes of clothes and enough food for a week, but I will find my place in this world. No obstacle is too large to keep me from my fate, in the words of William Ernest Henley, I am the captain of my soul.

For the past 5 years you, people of the spam forum, have been my only connection to the disgustingly peppy outside world, my only comfort in a time of stormy seas. The spam forum has been my beacon, the light at the end of a long, winding tunnel, like that friend that never gives up on you, or that one girl who you use for practice but it's cool because she doesn't care.

Yes, I've spent many an evening with my hand and the Spam Forum, and those were good times, I will not forget the lessons I've learned here in my road ahead. Once again you will be my only source of hope, in the times ahead. Making a living as a travelling Black, Peddled Gucci bag salesman is not for the weak in spirit, though I know I will succeed. I'll be travelling the country door to door, I expect I'll recognize some of you from the pictures that served as my friends over the past half decade.

Anyway, I must be off if I am to make it to Minneapolis and Chicago by winter. Please keep me in your prayers, they are all I have left, anymore.

- Minnesnowtan, A.K.A. Brown Sugar.




rebornintheglory

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#2 9 years ago

Brown Sugar? Sorry, I don't think I know you.




Fortune

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#3 9 years ago

I hope that somewhere along the way, maybe I'll find you. Maybe even sell you some nice Peddled Gucci Bags. :)




Vantage

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#4 9 years ago

Yo do your thang, dawg.




AlDaja

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#5 9 years ago

Too long...I don't want to read it...unless it involves sheep.:naughty:




Cheese!

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#6 9 years ago

Not sure what you're saying but if you're leaving, Bai :wave:




Fortune

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#7 9 years ago
thecheeseman;5020342Not sure what you're saying but if you're leaving, Bai :wave:

No sir, I'll be patrolling the forums as usual. In the process of selling people Peddled Gucci Bags, I use my skills I learned in Vietnam to sneak into their homes and use their personal computers to access the internet.




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#8 9 years ago
Minnesnowtan;5020304 There will be no easy roads for me; I'll be living with only an old Chevy, 3 changes of clothes and enough food for a week, but I will find my place in this world. No obstacle is too large to keep me from my fate, in the words of William Ernest Henley, I am the captain of my soul.

so... serial killer?




Fortune

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#9 9 years ago

No sir, I am a legitimate businessman.




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#10 9 years ago

what do you sell?




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