A conversation with God. 6 replies

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Rookie Advanced Member

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#1 14 years ago

God: GOD rules.

Me: That's a matter of opinion

God: A matter of opinion is a terrible thing to waste.

Me: So is bandwidth, but you seem to manage admirably nevertheless.

God: It seems we have something in common.

Me: What? Wasting bandwidth?

God: Are you surprised? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me: Good for you.

God: That sounds sarcastic.

Me: No shit.


PC Chipmunk Advanced Member

Please don't kick.

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#2 14 years ago


(yes...that was a disguised attempt at a thread jack.)

Biggus Dickus Advanced Member

I would die without my life.

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#3 14 years ago



RogueDevil / Rogue Angel

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#4 14 years ago

See, me and rookie love having our conversations.


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#5 14 years ago

But I haven't talked to you in ages.

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#6 14 years ago

God :you! the guy in the car at the redlight me :yup...u mean me? God :idiot me : (drives off) -----------------------------next day------------------------------------ God : any1 wanta hummer? Hobo : (just finished giving some1 a blow job) : DAMN YES Me:what is wrong with u god? God:satan leftme yesterday WEHADWILD SEX Hobo:fuck u god ----------------------------next day----------------------------------- God:wanna egt high? Guy:no God:wanna get high? Guy #2:no God:hey nick wanna get high? Me:no ------------------------The End/Fin------------------------------


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#7 14 years ago