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#1 7 years ago

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[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="5"]INTRODUCTION [/SIZE][/COLOR] My Little Pony is a series of cartoons and toys meant for little girls about horses expressing the wonders of friendship and togetherness. Somehow this fad found its way to the internet, resulting in taking shy insecure teenage boys or manchildren and bringing them together to express friendship (something they had never experienced before). MLP fans ("Bronies") are unable to resist the riveting and complex plot pony ass, which is only made worse by their need to advertise their affinity for this show. They post pictures and threads continuously, cluttering forums with their obsession and like an autistic child cannot comprehend why others do not like the show, substituting hours of watching a bunch of unicorns for doing anything productive, they find themselves defending their love for this show to the rest of society. MLP (or 'bronies' as they call themselves) tend to use the term "Do what you feels good" to recruit innocent people to their mentally disturbed obsession for show made for little girls.

Fan base:

LukeAllen1.jpg [SIZE="1"]"As a person with Asperger syndrome, I learned more about theory of mind, friendships and social interactions from this season than I had in the previous 31 years of life."[/SIZE]

My Little Pony Corrals Unlikely Fanboys Known as ‘Bronies’ | Underwire | Wired.com

bronies2.jpg as you can see bronies are fat and ugly (notice the fearful man in the background realizing he will not come back alive)

6118892702_405cd81092_z.jpg average looking brony, notice the bad beard and huge weight issue

group.jpgbronies_nyc_meetup_group_shot_by_purpletinker-d3hhhy8.jpg [SIZE="1"]your typical 'brony' meet up.[/SIZE]

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Your typical brony sweating furiously:

Despite their claims, most bronies are usually sexually attracted to these cartoon animals and make a lot of pornographic bestiality fetish pictures in response to this, this is largely hidden by most mlp fans much like a mason guild but we all know the effects of what happens when you give manchildren something innocent and childish (as evidence for the word 'clopping' they have made up to mean masturbation).

[COLOR="red"][SIZE="4"]the mlp language[/SIZE][/COLOR]

These pony fans have also created their own language in which they communicate with eachother, bronies have also started to create their own methods of handshakes and other types of communication to create their own type of secret society.

Brony - A male pony. Filly, Pegusister - A female pony. Filly-fooler - Lesbian Colt-cuddler - Gay Saddlesore - Butthurt Sugarcube - A purr used to show affection toward a herdmember. Based on phrase by Applejack. Parasprite - A screech used to alert the herd of nearby Trolls. Based on a monster from the show. [COLOR="Red"]Clop - Fap[/COLOR] Brohoof - Brony for a fistbump. Newfriend - Ponyfags find the word "newfag" too offensive to use so they call them friends instead. Facehoof - Facepalm. DO IT FILLY/BRONY - DO IT FAGGOT. Bronies find the word faggot too offensive so they use filly/brony instead. Everypony - Everyone.

[COLOR="red"][SIZE="5"]The actual show.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

The actual show in general was designed and made for female children around the age of 1-10 years of age, however a lot of older male audiences (reports indicate that these groups range around 70-80% autistic) have also started to watch the show, these types of males are usually social outcasts or end up becoming rapists and child molesters and pedophiles though it should be evident from the start that these men who do watch the show are mentally damaged.

[SIZE="2"][COLOR="Red"]characteristics [/COLOR][/SIZE]

- Flood unrelated boards with their fandom - Bring it into unrelated discussions - Make terrible fanart and make pony versions of every character - 'Ponify' other types of media or shows and shit it all over the internet for all to see - Make pornography of ponies and usually discuss bestiality - Usually complain about being lonely/virgin or hated

[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]Conclusion [/COLOR][/SIZE]

Bronies are a new subbranch that is a part of "Furries" or the "Furryfandom" and in effect are one in the same.




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#2 7 years ago

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Whats the bet that everyone of those guys is a virgin?




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#3 7 years ago

:(




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#4 7 years ago

[COLOR="Magenta"]Massive copypasta from 4chan much?

Whatever it came from, it needs serious revision.[/COLOR]




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#5 7 years ago

Says the one who watches a little girls TV show *giigles*




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#6 7 years ago

My Little Pony is serious shit.




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#7 7 years ago
Granyaski;5579226Says the one who watches a little girls TV show *giigles*

[COLOR="Magenta"]And thus is able to correct this highly-biased guide.[/COLOR]




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#8 7 years ago
Granyaski;5579226Says the one who watches a little girls TV show *giigles*

You really should avoid giigles in public. It's very inappropriate.




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#9 7 years ago

Where can I find said pony-porn?


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#10 7 years ago

Google it. But i don't think it's a good idea, unless you want to be traumatized for the rest of your life.