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Museum

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#1 7 years ago

Welcome, gentlemen (predominantly) and ladies (rarer, but more lovely), to a guide to the world and the things in it.

Too many times a person will wonder what a specific doohickey is for, where a certain light bulb was manufactured or how hard to suck on a cow's teat to draw milk. Well, wonder no longer, uneducated reader, because you're about to become an educated reader in almost, but not completely, no time.

Entry #1: This forum (and its functionalities), General Chit-Chat edition.

FileFront Forums, soon to be (presumably) GameFront Forums was created by a guy some time ago, in a specific section of the internet. Within this section of internet is a section even smaller that goes by the name of General Chit-Chat. In order to live a healthy life and blend in with the general population the following tips would be helpful. In no particular order.

The Graphics Department - First due in no part to any affiliation I may have with this forum. The use of it is fairly self-explanatory. Draw a picture of some kind and compare it to others, or just put it there and let people comment. It is a department to house your graphics, fill it with your mind concepts.

The Spam Forum - Nonsense. Do not try to understand everything, or your concept of language will dribble from your ears as evil grammar tears concepts you've based your life upon apart.

General Discussion - See The Spam Forum. Exactly the same, but with marginally better spelling.

The Pub - Choose from a variety of subjects to argue about, enter the thread and then insult other people using a thesaurus. Bonus points for repeating your opinions until nobody replies (that is called winning).

General Gaming - Games nobody cares enough about.

Entertainment - Contains sub-forums of the forums' most popular subjects - Star Wars and Star Trek. It is hypothesised that every 8 seconds somebody thinks about posting about either of these on the FileFront Forums.

The Babe Forum - Tig ol' bitties.

Tech Discussion - Enter to discuss which fan/graphics card/thingy you want to get for your computer/microwave/killbot6000. Leave with entirely different ideas about jargon.

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Museum

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#2 7 years ago

Entry #2: Lamps

Push button, light comes out.




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#3 7 years ago

Schofield.




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#4 7 years ago

Entry #3. Obankobi is a swell guy.




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#5 7 years ago

Regards, this ought to be the best fucking post I've seen on a long freakin while :rofl:


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Ryojin

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#6 7 years ago

Entry #5: There is no Entry #4.


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Granyaski VIP Member

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#7 7 years ago

Entry #6: Don't mess with the Grany




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#8 7 years ago

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#9 7 years ago

Entry #8: Donkey

The donkey, known by scientists as Donkus eeyorinus, is a 6-legged mammal, but is such a clumsy animal that they are rarely seen with more than 4 legs. Known for their carrying ability, the common donkey can carry up to 6 times its own body weight on its back. However, the upper class donkey refuses to carry items, preferring to let the common donkeys perform these tasks for them.

"Donkey" is a registered trademark.




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#10 7 years ago
Granyaski;5581903Entry #6: Don't mess with the Grany

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