Welcome, gentlemen (predominantly) and ladies (rarer, but more lovely), to a guide to the world and the things in it.
Too many times a person will wonder what a specific doohickey is for, where a certain light bulb was manufactured or how hard to suck on a cow's teat to draw milk. Well, wonder no longer, uneducated reader, because you're about to become an educated reader in almost, but not completely, no time.
Entry #1: This forum (and its functionalities), General Chit-Chat edition.
FileFront Forums, soon to be (presumably) GameFront Forums was created by a guy some time ago, in a specific section of the internet. Within this section of internet is a section even smaller that goes by the name of General Chit-Chat. In order to live a healthy life and blend in with the general population the following tips would be helpful. In no particular order.
The Graphics Department - First due in no part to any affiliation I may have with this forum. The use of it is fairly self-explanatory. Draw a picture of some kind and compare it to others, or just put it there and let people comment. It is a department to house your graphics, fill it with your mind concepts.
The Spam Forum - Nonsense. Do not try to understand everything, or your concept of language will dribble from your ears as evil grammar tears concepts you've based your life upon apart.
General Discussion - See The Spam Forum. Exactly the same, but with marginally better spelling.
The Pub - Choose from a variety of subjects to argue about, enter the thread and then insult other people using a thesaurus. Bonus points for repeating your opinions until nobody replies (that is called winning).
General Gaming - Games nobody cares enough about.
Entertainment - Contains sub-forums of the forums' most popular subjects - Star Wars and Star Trek. It is hypothesised that every 8 seconds somebody thinks about posting about either of these on the FileFront Forums.
The Babe Forum - Tig ol' bitties.
Tech Discussion - Enter to discuss which fan/graphics card/thingy you want to get for your computer/microwave/killbot6000. Leave with entirely different ideas about jargon.
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Entry #2: Lamps
Push button, light comes out.
24th October 2007
9th October 2007
Regards, this ought to be the best fucking post I've seen on a long freakin while :rofl:
8th November 2005
Entry #5: There is no Entry #4.
High as a kite
29th May 2008
Entry #6: Don't mess with the Grany
Entry #8: Donkey
The donkey, known by scientists as Donkus eeyorinus, is a 6-legged mammal, but is such a clumsy animal that they are rarely seen with more than 4 legs. Known for their carrying ability, the common donkey can carry up to 6 times its own body weight on its back. However, the upper class donkey refuses to carry items, preferring to let the common donkeys perform these tasks for them.
"Donkey" is a registered trademark.