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Andron Taps Forum Mod

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#1 8 years ago

Alright you little idiots (splicer, and RGC, anyone who joined after 2009), here's a (history) lesson in quality spam:

http://forums.filefront.com/spam-forum/208298-help-i-burned-my-girlfriends-cooter.html

Enjoy.


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#2 8 years ago

To summarize:

In order to be successful in the rough and tumble world of Filefront Gaming Forums Spam, you have to meet at least 2 of these qualifications:

  • Be gettin' all up in that poontang thang.
  • Commit what would (At least in the United States) be considered Statutory Rape, or an equal or greater crime.
  • Own Goldeneye 64

Get on it.




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#3 8 years ago

Sanity, spam skills, A life: Pick any two. ;)




Kuro Tenshi

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#4 8 years ago

spam is spam ... quality spam doesnt haxist then it will be seen as a seriously created thread and this aint spam since u made an effort creating sum. :/




Kuro Tenshi

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#5 8 years ago

here @ FF spam-section ish abit to serious instead of the actual purpose it was created for. to meh its seems that its another general section where most people dropby to say stuff. :D




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#6 8 years ago

Oh but that is not true at all, Kuro. There is indeed quality spam, and those who have never managed to create such, will never, ever understand it.


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#7 8 years ago

I don't believe there is any sort of quality spam, just in-jokes that different people are in on.

Directed to everyone in general: Stop complaining about having no good spam and make some instead of making thread after thread after thread complaining about the lack of it. It's easy to complain about a problem, harder to solve it. Part of the 'problem' of lack of good spam is 'good' spammers constantly whining about things that shouldn't even matter, if they were doing good things themselves.

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#8 8 years ago

Spam is spam

But that thread is AMAZING!




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#9 8 years ago

I agree, it is a good thread




Kuro Tenshi

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#10 8 years ago

i wont read... tl:dr'ish comes to my mind.