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Aeroflot

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#1 13 years ago

Between the evil fruit forces of Kiwi and Anti-Fruit.

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At first, the Kiwis and AFF (Anti-Fruit Forces) were behind cover, and firing at each other from a distance. The Kiwis were well trained for combat, and their bravery was indeed beyond expectations, but they could not resupply their forward positions as well as the AFF were. The AFF then charged the Kiwi's position, and fierce hand-to-hand combat broke out.

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The Kiwis inflicted moderate casualties upon the AFF, but were forced to flee into the woods. AFF forces thought that the Kiwis were regrouping for a major attack, but the attack never came. It seems that the Kiwi force was but a recon platoon. Surely the Kiwi force would report back to Kiwi HQ. The AFF then thought of what could happen, so AFF sent out recon choppers and mechanized units to eliminate the Kiwi force before any news could be brought to Kiwi HQ.

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With exreme luck, the AFF forces successfully engaged and destroyed the outnumbered and demoralized Kiwi troops. They didn't put up much of a fight at all, probably out of ammo, as well as low moral.

So, the minor engagement ended in a small Anti-Fruit triumpth.




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#2 13 years ago

I salute the fallen scouts...... :salute:

The Kiwi Air Force masses over 10000 planes and bombers , while the Kiwi Navy Unleased a bombardment of the Anti-Fruit bases like none ever seen. The planes attack at dawn, after the navy bombardments soften the Anti-Fruits up, they are confused and dreary. The planes bomb the entire base with cluster bombs, then a wave of bunkerbuster come in to root out the underground bunkers. After the relentless bombing, with very little resistance since the Navy took out 95% of all defenses, from a nuclear submarine off the coast an ICBM is lauched, armed with a Type 34-XI Termo Nuclear warhead. It Completely destroys what is left of the Anti-Fruit Base. The radiation will kill any survirors and make sure no Anti-Fruit personal ever enter that area for at least 150 years.

This has been a huge victory for the Kiwi Military, Only 23 Kiwi Losses and over 5000 Anti-Fruit soldiers lie dead

EDIT: this is a skirmish...the BIG battles are yet to come, if they come at all......we still have over 2 million Kiwi Troops at hand, ready for the call to service


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#3 13 years ago

The Terrorist Fruit are not afraid of your "high technology" or your fascist militaristic propaganda. We will strap citrus bombs to our chests and run at you, screaming "Praise Fruita!!!!!!11" until there are no more Kiwis left. You can't stop all of us. Can you? I sincerely think not. Besides, the book of Apricot, which was written by Fruita Himself, tells us that we will be victorious. :deal: Therefore, we will win!




Aeroflot

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#4 13 years ago

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.I salute the fallen scouts...... :salute:

The Kiwi Air Force masses over 10000 planes and bombers , while the Kiwi Navy Unleased a bombardment of the Anti-Fruit bases like none ever seen. The planes attack at dawn, after the navy bombardments soften the Anti-Fruits up, they are confused and dreary. The planes bomb the entire base with cluster bombs, then a wave of bunkerbuster come in to root out the underground bunkers. After the relentless bombing, with very little resistance since the Navy took out 95% of all defenses, from a nuclear submarine off the coast an ICBM is lauched, armed with a Type 34-XI Termo Nuclear warhead. It Completely destroys what is left of the Anti-Fruit Base. The radiation will kill any survirors and make sure no Anti-Fruit personal ever enter that area for at least 150 years.

This has been a huge victory for the Kiwi Military, Only 23 Kiwi Losses and over 5000 Anti-Fruit soldiers lie dead

EDIT: this is a skirmish...the BIG battles are yet to come, if they come at all......we still have over 2 million Kiwi Troops at hand, ready for the call to service

Haha. A nice bluff, but your troops would never be able to pull that stunt off. Quit imagining that your plastic toy soldiers are real.




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#5 13 years ago

we have nukes, we have ships, we have planes.....there is no stopping us....

if we are going to play military games, we need some rules....we cant always just nuke eachother......then its no fun


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#6 13 years ago

Spam Party offers its full support to the Kiwi! We have tanks, guns, planes and mighty vessels of war!


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#7 13 years ago
Red MenaceSpam Party offers its full support to the Kiwi! We have tanks, guns, planes and mighty vessels of war!

Don't forget the RSMC (Royal Spam Marine Corp)!




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#8 13 years ago

In fact our Kiwi Snipers, after extensive training by the Spam Veterans, are watching you (Anti-Fruit) right now....every move you make we see, and you cannot see us, for we have the best camoflauge in the world...sent by Jim, the Kiwi god.......


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Red Menace

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#9 13 years ago
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.In fact our Kiwi Snipers, after extensive training by the Spam Veterans, are watching you (Anti-Fruit) right now....every move you make we see, and you cannot see us, for we have the best camoflauge in the world...sent by Jim, the Kiwi god.......

The Spam Party fought the 2004 Rebellion against the Peachist Rebels in the jungles of the Spamming / Test Forum as they tried to hold on to the last power they had, we won that, and now we will win this! 030926-snipers.jpg


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#10 13 years ago

That sniper is only part of the kiwi partys ubertricksy ground forces that will obliterate all other parties!




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