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Nusentinsaino

A new sense of nuisance.

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#1 13 years ago

I have thought real deeply and had intense study to figure out a way to keep the Spam Forums rapidly active. It is a simple method yet really complicated to achieve.

Fig. 1: The Computer computer.jpgComputer come in all sizes and power, it is the most used object for humans to recieve infomation and to create certain subjects on the user's request.

Fig. 2: The Internet internet3.jpgIt is currently being used by millions and it is the only source of infomation that leads you to pornography and graphical photos/movies/stories etc. For example, seeing the goatse and tubgirl pictures has proved that the internet is unlimited with its press.

Fig. 3: The Spam Forums picture_1_58924.jpgSeriously Pointless, Always Moderated. Need I say more?

First, you combind them all into one sitting, therefore having the human sit on his/her ass glancing at the screen constantly searching for infomation. Secondly, you advertise the human to the spam forums via email. The human gets aware about it and joins Forums.Filefront.com and gets greeted by Gizmo. Then finally, you attach a virus into the username's PM that gives little tiny bugs into the user's computer which will activate the "Nusent" to occasionally attack the user if he/she is not posting in the spam forums as much as you expected.

Fig. 4: The Nusent images.jpgScary but cute.




TheMirage

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#2 13 years ago

OMG! How do you do it?!




Aeroflot

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#3 13 years ago

impressive nus, but what happens to the nazis?




Nusentinsaino

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#4 13 years ago

The Nazis have no knowledge of this source of infomation. it is forbidden for anyone to know of this secret invention.

*Nusent grabs his AK-47*

Now line up in a single file please.




Aeroflot

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#5 13 years ago

if nazis get hold of this info, it could spell the end of the rebellion.




Nusentinsaino

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#6 13 years ago

Are you speaking of, "Grammar Nazis" or the simple German Nazis? :madman:




Aeroflot

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#7 13 years ago

both