A rather interesting convo with Quik.... 12 replies

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#1 12 years ago
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Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]now then lets get down to business[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]yes.[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]business.[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]or course.[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]....right.lets do tis ting[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]what business exactly?[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]well....[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]oooh[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]i'm interested now[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]good good.....[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]so ...uh....where to begin[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]probably best to start at the beginning[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]if you don't, things get sort of... difficult.[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]ok...*sits down*[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]lets begin[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]......[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]right.[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]...how exactly?[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]...uhhhh[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]*reads book*[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]it begins with.....[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]a romantic setting[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]....bah! this place wont do[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]we need to liven it up[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]glitter?[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]*places candles everywhere and dims the lights down.adds roses and glitter in various places around the room*[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]much..better[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]now the book says "foreplay"[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]....hmmmmm[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]scrabble?[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]aha![/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]that's it[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]*gets scrabble out*[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]right... my turn first... i make... anus. hah.[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]good move![/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]i forgot how to play this[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]don't eat the letters![/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]..what does the book say to do next? we have glitter and scrabble...[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]..uhhhh..."first kick"[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]i think that says[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]coffee is spilt on the page[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]ah.[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]yes...."first kick"[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]so which of us will be first?[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]...i'll go first[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]but is it I kick first or I get kicked first....[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]meh..I will kick first[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]i don't know...[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]*kicks*[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]owww [/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]your turn[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]*kicks*[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]oooow!![/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]bugger[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]right....moving on[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]next bit[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]it reads *through the coffee stains*...ummm..."and nows the moment you have all been waiting for"[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]*its time for SAX"[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]we have no saxaphone![/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]but, i do have an oboe somewhere[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]will that do?[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]I suppose yes[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]it says "many couples change position during sax"[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]im not sure if i can play instruments[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]i can't play in many other positions, it hurts when i try to oboe-ise upside down...[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]...hmmmm[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]*anal or oral sax*[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]good lord![/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]i think i'd prefer the oral one.[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]playing the sax through the rear end is disturbing[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]the other sounds... painful...[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]yes[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]yeah[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]ok..so oral it is[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]what else does the book say?[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]the book now says...[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]*reads through coffee stains" ....at this point there are chances of an organism occuring"[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]wtf...[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]an organism?[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black].....interesting[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]maybe a monkey will start playing the piano for us[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]oh..then thats good[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]it is indeed![/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]yay![/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]so... are we done?[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]hmmm....[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]looks like it[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]brilliant![/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]well that was quite an experience[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]it says there may be a baby in the future...but not what type!.....a monkey?....an elephant?[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]they could be more specific in that section[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]by the looks of it it says something about moths[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]9 of them! 9 moths![/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]Omg![/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]well well[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]who would have thought it?[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]and "breast feeding!"....*looks in freezer*...we are gonna need some more chicken breasts[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]we all out?[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]that sucks.[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]...damn.a trip to Tescos in the morning will sort that out though[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]then all is well![/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]hold on... i just read back a bit... we were meant to have some kind of election at the start[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]we didn't do that![/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]omg....pfffttttt......well.Is it that important?[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]it seems kind of necessary.[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]also, we were meant to eject something... but the ejector seat isn't working[/COLOR] Chipmunk says: [COLOR=black]bloody typical[/COLOR] Matt says: [COLOR=black]cant do anything without something going wrong.[/COLOR]

Which ended up rather interesting....




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#2 12 years ago

The facts of life.




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#3 12 years ago

Fantastic!




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#4 12 years ago

We know.




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#5 12 years ago

emphasis on "interesting" :uhm:




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#6 12 years ago

That was extremely erotic.




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#7 12 years ago

oh..good :naughty:




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#8 12 years ago

Oh man that was a laugh. I wish i wasa fly on the wall all the time :D




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#9 12 years ago

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#10 12 years ago

damn your dots




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