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#1 8 years ago

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This is serious man, I'm going crazy, how will this affect everything? :uhoh:


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#2 8 years ago

if it's a miracle that he has microwaved a burrito whilst walking on water and being some sort of weird messed up zombie at the same time, it's VERY srs bsns. ;)


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#3 8 years ago

I believe the full question is something like "Can Jesus microwave a burrito hot enough that even he himself cannot eat it?"

Same goes for God, and apple pie. Because, as we know, apple pies have an average temperature of ONE MILLION DEGREES CELSIUS. What we don't know, however, is whether God can burn his mouth. IT IS A CONUNDRUM I JUST DO NOT KNOW




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#4 8 years ago

IT'S A PARADOX since we assume omnipotence




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#5 8 years ago

Since there are only 2 options, 1 that the food is heated so hot that he can't eat it and 2 that he can't heat it too hot to eat. Both of these options imply that he has failed in some way and so counters the OMNIPOTENCE




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#6 8 years ago

Other foods include apple pies, apples, echidnas, pseudomonas aeruginosa etc. they can all be heated




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#7 8 years ago

Oh, I forgot to mention the obligatory simpsons did it




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#8 8 years ago

STOP POSTING MUSE

ps. I'm telling everyone about this, it's so brilliant.




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#9 8 years ago

THEY NEED TO KNOW THE FACTS

well not really facts.




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#10 8 years ago

And I agree, I did go overboard when one post would do but this is a very important subject!

Some people would say that an omnipotent god cannot exist because of this, but I'd just ask them what if god doesn't eat? then he has no reason to microwave any form of food.




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