I'll work on it later. for now...
will you be my friend?
Sure. My rates are £6.50 per hour for a casual acquaintance, £7.50 for a chum and a whopping £10.00 for a good friend. I accept Visa, Visa Electron, Switch, Solo, American Express and Mastercard.
L.O.L one wonders if you can ever be serious!
Okay, I'll take the third option. I will get the money to you at your funeral.
Unfortunately, I only accept up-front payments, so that I can still be nasty to yo... um, so that I don't have to check your credit history.
foo. How about a down payment and then the rest at the funeral.
No, you see, I still have to take a monthly payment. If you tried to do that with an insurance company, what do you think they would say? I'm trying to run a scam he... I mean, a business here, give me a break.
look, I tried being nice, I really did, but I'm afraid if you won't be my friend I'll have to...well, see for yourself,
You'll get a cat to shoot me with a gun so small that the bullet would do little more than knock two atoms off my skin?
ummm, yeah, uh that bullet is actually aposion dart...yeah...
But I'm immune to poison :uhm: