My brothers of the spammertariat, in the name of the yuiop most holy, may peace be upon him.
I come before you tonight with a heavy heart. I come to warn you of a grave danger which seeks to tear asunder the beautiful spamtopia we are seeking to create here on this forum. Many among us have fallen already into this trap of which I am about to speak.
They display their heresy openly and deceive the weaker and less lulz worthy among us.
The error which I am condemning, as the head of the yuiopian faith, is that most grievous of errors: The theory of spamolution.
"Spamolution?" You might say, "Why, I've never heard of such a thing!"
Oh, how I wish that the same could be said of each of our brothers, But alas, the theory of spamolution has spread quickly among us.
This insidious theory claims that lulz were not created in the world by divine decree of yuiop, but instead, rather, it has been a slow natural process of posting the same old and tired jokes again and again until a lulz is created.
They claim that these lulz sprung up out of nowhere, that there was no intended meaning, or order behind the creation of lulz, but rather simply by the sheer force of copypasta, lulz spring into being.
It is clear of course that these heretics are deeply misguided. But I fear for the state of you my brothers, that under the immense pressure which you face you might fall into the pit of spamolution.
We of the spammertariat declare these teachings anathema!
Be strong! Seek out the true lulz as yuiop showed us!
Are you drunk again?
I took up the mantle of the last head, after he was
found rotting in a gutter with my knife in his chest unable to complete his duties any longer.
If there wasn't, I have no idea who I just
That was my cat, you monster!
10th September 2007
Red Menace;5598039There was a first one?
Professor Computernerd (a.k.a. Father Computerpriest) here again,
Yes, it's true, the Yuiopian faith has been around since 1999 A.D. It was first initiated by St. Yuiop the I, who unfortunately had sex with so many different women the order was never really sure which of the illegitimate offspring was the next in-line for the title of the Grandmaster of the Order of Spam.
Until now, no one has laid claim to this title except for Mr. Book. The only way for him to earn this title is my democratic vote, which we will have to hold a poll for shortly.
This is Professor Computernerd (a.k.a. Father Computerpriest) saying, HOLY JESUS WHAT ARE THESE GODDAMNED ANIMALS?!
"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.
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