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gascmark

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#1 9 years ago

I need some serious, well thought out, highly skilled thinking here. I need you all to put on your thinking caps and put away your retardness visors. You look damn silly in those things anyway. You have no shame. Anyway, the very serious question I have is directly related to our security as a country, nay, as a species, and our ability to survive. I am, of course, speaking of a subject near and dear to our hearts. Specifically, in terms of distribution, why do packages of hot dogs come with six weiners (heh-heh. Weiner) and packages of hot dog buns come with eight buns (heh-heh. Buns)? There is much need for heroics in this crusade against corporate stupidity, and I'll need each and every one of you to help. Take off every ZIG You know what you doing Move ZIG For great justice




Dot Com

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#2 9 years ago

You have 9 posts. What the fuck do you know?




gascmark

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#3 9 years ago

That oranges are orange, and you can't rhyme orange, so you're screwed if you're making a poem, and you're like, "Oh, there once was a man from Nantucket, who had a fruit called an ora-oh, wait, that's not going to work." That's what the fuck I know.




VFrieden

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#4 9 years ago

Is that all you know?


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gascmark

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#5 9 years ago

Well, I also know that kitties are cute and cuddly, the earth is actually a ball, and that weightlessness is actually a phenomenon that doesn't exist in nature because gravity (which causes us to feel weight) never fully dissapears, so that each and every object with mass in the universe has some tiny pull, however small, on each other, and the weightlessness experienced by astronauts is caused by a extended period of free-fall, like the feeling you get on a rollercoaster when it goes down a steep hill, or when a plane goes through a dive. Also, robots are cool, and so are cars, but movies about cars that turn into robots are kind of disappointing.




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#6 9 years ago

I think you guys better listen to this dude, he seems on.




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#7 9 years ago

This is all you need




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#8 9 years ago
gascmark;4843764Well, I also know that kitties are cute and cuddly, the earth is actually a ball, and that weightlessness is actually a phenomenon that doesn't exist in nature because gravity (which causes us to feel weight) never fully dissapears, so that each and every object with mass in the universe has some tiny pull, however small, on each other, and the weightlessness experienced by astronauts is caused by a extended period of free-fall, like the feeling you get on a rollercoaster when it goes down a steep hill, or when a plane goes through a dive. Also, robots are cool, and so are cars, but movies about cars that turn into robots are kind of disappointing.

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Jetfreak

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#9 9 years ago

Inconsiderate bastards... Okay, I kid, I kid.




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#10 9 years ago

I miss that sicko feet mud freak.