If you somehow miss the rules or just don't care about them and post an advert here, and I happen to be around, Zombo will be the least of your worries. Not only will you be subject to the consequences of breaking the forum rules, but you'll also be subject to llamafication.
What is llamafication you ask? Check the old advert threads that I happened to hit. It's not many, but you see the damage done.
Beware the Llamafier.
That is all.
Note: If you advertise just to get llamafied*, I'll delete your thread. Either way, you're in breach of Filefront forum rules, and that's your real worry.
*Copyright Edgecution, but I call the other words.