He's the most original and innovative spammer here.
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Dude phantom hand doesn't count.
It was a woman. I checked. :naughty:
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So, did you actually, really just lose your virginity, and the first thing you did was come post about it on some gaming forum?
I thought we just joked about guys doing that.
When I got laid, i didn't spend the first 5 minutes afterwards texting all my friends 'yoooo man, I just got laid."
Actually, in retrospect, my best friend was mad that I didn't text him after I got laid the first time. So, I dunno.
but i guess... 'grats?
It's pretty much the same, y'know... Albeit, more publicly since a short google search can find this... :lookaround:
Silberio;5591992It's pretty much the same, y'know... Albeit, more publicly since a short google search can find this... :lookaround:
Yeah. I hope his girl doesn't get curious and do a google search on him. Cuz then he won't be getting laid no more.
I like it when it's that desperate drunk dude and a slut comes around the group and evryones like gtfo bitch. Then she comes up to that dude last and he gets all exited and starts asking all his buds, "you guys think she's hot man?" LoL what does a person like this think all his buds are going to say? LoL Happened to a dude I used to hang out with. We were like yea dude she's fucking fine, look at that ass. LoL We were laughing. Next thing you know his skinny ass is barely visible under her fat slutty mass. :rofl:We Lol'd and a dude snapped a picture, and he screamed, jumped up and threw a blanket over her head. :rofl::rofl::rofl: