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AE

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#1 13 years ago
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[COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Mary had a little pig,[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard.[/COLOR][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black][COLOR=black]BEDTIME POEMS [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]--For [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]BIG[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] Kids[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=green][COLOR=green]MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB[/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=green][COLOR=green]Her father shot it dead.[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=green][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=green][COLOR=green]Now it goes to school with her,[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=green][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=green][COLOR=green]Between two hunks of bread[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=green][COLOR=green].[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]JACK AND JILL Went up the hill[/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]To have a little fun. [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Stupid Jill forgot the pill [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]And now they have a son[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]. [/COLOR][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red][COLOR=red]SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=red][COLOR=red]Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=red][COLOR=red]"What have you got there?" [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=red][COLOR=red]Said the Pie man unto Simon, [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=red][COLOR=red]"Pies, you dumb fuck"[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]All the kings' horses, [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]And all the kings' men. [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]Had scrambled eggs, [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]For breakfast again.[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
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HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.[COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]Kissed the girls and made them cry. [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]And when the boys came out to play, [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia]There was a little girl who had a little curl [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia]Right in the middle of her forehead. [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia]When she was good, she was very, very good. [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia]But when she was bad........ [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia]She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.[/COLOR][/COLOR]

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#2 13 years ago

:giggle:




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#3 13 years ago

:cort:




Star Fox

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#4 13 years ago

Oh. My. God. THOSE WERE HILARIOUS!




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#5 13 years ago

"hey diddle diddle the cat took a piddle" yeah its like what those 12 year olds say on the playground..




SwiftGuard

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#6 13 years ago

But the rest were roflwaffles. :lol:




Flyboy1942

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#7 13 years ago

aaaa!!! thats not the whole Jack and jill!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water God knows what they did up there but now they have a daughter

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun Stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Jack and Jill went up the hill when the light as getting dim they musta done some kinky s#!t cause now they have a shim

Little jack Warner sat in a corner eating a Dennys pie he stuck in his finger and pulled out a thumb and said: "damn those muthas gonna die"

OK that last one wasnt that funny




Flash525

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#8 13 years ago
[COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]Kissed the girls and made them cry. [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]And when the boys came out to play, [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.[/COLOR][/COLOR]

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That one had to be the best :p, didn't really like those two that didn't rhyme towards the end, but the others are good though :lol: [/COLOR]




ToXiC Hawk

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#9 13 years ago

Haaaahahahaha.




SwiftGuard

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#10 13 years ago
SupaStarAsh

[COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]Kissed the girls and made them cry. [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]And when the boys came out to play, [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal]He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.[/COLOR][/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue] That one had to be the best :p, didn't really like those two that didn't rhyme towards the end, but the others are good though :lol: [/COLOR]

Teh roflpancake. :lol:




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