17th June 2002
I was just sitting casually, throwing frogs out of the window as you do, when I realised I needed to breathe before I died. What do you know? There is actually air floating around in the UK -- I was as shocked as you are.
amazing. I wish we had some air here too. My face is turning blue...
Wanna go Double Dutch?
9th December 2003
next he will claim that he has seen rabbits in the UK ... or worse... peaches.