Aliens involved in Illegal Alien Activity 44 replies

Please wait...

Young Stalin

Beware the Man in the Shadow

50 XP

11th April 2009

0 Uploads

128 Posts

0 Threads

#1 9 years ago

About one year ago I found a rock in the park. When i picked it up started to glow and told me "go over to the tree". When i got to the tree i saw somthing sticking out from under the corner. I lifted it up and removed a note it was old and kind of smelled like cat litter. it said "The illegal aliens in the country are under control of the powers from beyond the dark side of the moon. " I had my doubts about the letter so i took it to my professor. He took out his abacus and confirmed that the note was indeed from beyond the dark side of the moon and had an odor to it. So I did not think much about it and decided to get some lunch So there i am, freakin starving. I walk up to the register and ask the young girl for 6 chicken livers. She was young 16 or so and pregnant, about to pop. She informs me that they do not have any chicken livers. kind of upset i decide to keep my cool and ask again real nice like. All she does is say im sorry sir we do not have any chicken livers. So i tell her, here take a look at this a tree told me to get it from a rock. And i hand her the note, she looked kind of freaked out becasue there was blood on my hand from my visit with the professor, and i ask again "what about them chicken livers honey?" She once again told me no so i took a few deep breaths and decided to do what any man would in my position. I grabbed a napkind despenser and repeatedly slamed it into her skull untill i was convinced she was no longer a threat. I knew the way she looked at the note she was in on it. Needing a place to hide i went underneath the bridge on main street and talked with my friend Dr. Rufus. I showed Rufus the note, he takes a sip of tea from his bottle and goes on to tell me what it was like serving in WWII in 1967 where he lost his eye to a french legionnaire. Dr. Rufus Red Esquire told me that a great number of inventions were stolen from the aliens and thats why they have taken controll of our illegal aliens to run multi-level marketing scams on the elderly. Anti gravity, FTL ,teleportation,Invisibility ,walking through walls,supercomputers,Artificial intelligence,perfect hard boiled eggs and Time Travel were all stolen from the greys. Trent Reznor and Boy George actualy had their DNA combined with a Grey which is now why we all have Marilyn Manson.




RadioactiveLobster Forum Admin

Jeff is a mean boss

564,648 XP

28th July 2002

0 Uploads

53,080 Posts

1,325 Threads

#2 9 years ago

:moved:

Get the hell out of my Pub


If there is no image, Mikey broke something...



Young Stalin

Beware the Man in the Shadow

50 XP

11th April 2009

0 Uploads

128 Posts

0 Threads

#3 9 years ago

ouch...




RadioactiveLobster Forum Admin

Jeff is a mean boss

564,648 XP

28th July 2002

0 Uploads

53,080 Posts

1,325 Threads

#4 9 years ago

YAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!11!!!1shift+one!1!!1


If there is no image, Mikey broke something...



Young Stalin

Beware the Man in the Shadow

50 XP

11th April 2009

0 Uploads

128 Posts

0 Threads

#5 9 years ago

Dr. Rufus is crazy real and he will get even wilder than the girls from girls gone wild




Vantage

Proletariat Scum

123,875 XP

21st October 2004

0 Uploads

10,750 Posts

0 Threads

#6 9 years ago

Screw the Pub.




SuperSmeg

Renegade Cybertronian

50 XP

22nd September 2005

0 Uploads

10,694 Posts

0 Threads

#7 9 years ago

Aliens? Pfft! What a total load of nonsense.

Now Llamas and whale penises, thats what you wanna be cautious about :eek:




Serio VIP Member

The Dane

149,654 XP

11th November 2006

3 Uploads

12,496 Posts

35 Threads

#8 9 years ago

Or llamas with whale penises.




Lord Wiener VIP Member

Piercing the veil.

51 XP

9th August 2003

0 Uploads

19,761 Posts

0 Threads

#9 9 years ago

The Church of Whale Penis prays for the inclusion of more whale dongs in this story in the future.


WouldYouKindly.png



SuperSmeg

Renegade Cybertronian

50 XP

22nd September 2005

0 Uploads

10,694 Posts

0 Threads

#10 9 years ago
Serio;4908077Or llamas with whale penises.

Or llamas on the end of a whales penis. :eek: