an admin <filetrekker> offended me in the IRC thread.. 26 replies

Please wait...

Admiral Donutz VIP Member

Wanna go Double Dutch?

735,271 XP

9th December 2003

0 Uploads

71,460 Posts

0 Threads

#21 13 years ago

:lolpoint: @ author. :giggle:

RevenVisual Basic is crap for making games. Save your ideas for something like C++ or Java.

I made a tic-tac-toe game in VB then got bored with it and learnt C++.

Java FTW (Can't comment on C++ from first hand experience but yes just as Java it stands above Visual Basic for making games).

Edit: No that lolppoint is not for you Matt, you simply stated the truth. Is the truth ever funny? Fact is that this world is a cruel and unforgivable world. This reminds me of the time when I was... but I ... no...

Master of Reality

I'm lying when I say trust me

50 XP

8th June 2004

0 Uploads

10,166 Posts

0 Threads

#22 13 years ago

Am I really this drunk?

Mr. Matt VIP Member


356,707 XP

17th June 2002

7 Uploads

33,674 Posts

780 Threads

#23 13 years ago

Probably. How many penises am I holding up?

Master of Reality

I'm lying when I say trust me

50 XP

8th June 2004

0 Uploads

10,166 Posts

0 Threads

#24 13 years ago



You can either agree with meor be wrong.

50 XP

12th November 2003

0 Uploads

16,767 Posts

0 Threads

#25 13 years ago

admins are here to offend people, its their job.

deal with it.

Danny Über Admin

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

273,742 XP

15th December 2002

206 Uploads

22,674 Posts

1,835 Threads

#26 13 years ago


Regardless of whatever little things you've managed to get visual basic to do (Can't be much spectacular considering its Basic) anyone who walks in and goes "i am 13 i make computer games" just forfeits their credability right there.

":lol: @ rubbish old 486's" and having ":lol: to 32 bit intels" is cracking me up too.. by the way, a 64-bit sempron 3400+ on a 350watt PSU with stock cooling? Nice.

Danny King | Community Manager |

Lord Wiener VIP Member

Piercing the veil.

51 XP

9th August 2003

0 Uploads

19,761 Posts

0 Threads

#27 13 years ago

Master of RealitySixteen?[/QUOTE]

just watch out when giving someone "the eye" and popping 16 boners. their boyfriend might be a ninja.

[]Scene 1:

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.


-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.