It's recently been brought to my attention that the rules of Japanimation state the more attractive a young woman is, the more likely she is to be raped by tentacles. However, this rumor has not yet been verified. So let's clear this up, shall we?
Now I'm done with nothing new, sometimes green and sometimes blue And I'm guilty, and I'm guilty, and I'm guilty, and I'm guilty
..And you're guilty too..