All items and effects of Red Menace are to be turned into the appropriate authorities for disposal. We have found horrors such as this one.
Knight of MarsBeater of Ass
3rd June 2006
Upon searching his office, we did recover a photograph of Andy Milonakis in a rather compromising pose. I ordered it burned. Shall I turn in the ashes?
Save the ashes do we may use it as a suppository on him later.