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#1 6 years ago

Fellow spammers, you no doubt have questions as to what happened on this fair 21st of March, the vernal equinox. I can understand that, and I would merely like to say that my hand was forced and we exhausted all possible options before it came to this.

In the past month the triumvirate held up by myself, Red Menace, and Ki Adi Mundi was becoming increasingly irrelevant. Ki with his commitments to real life essentially left it a Duumvirate between myself and Red Menace.

Unfortunately, Red Menace showed gross infringements on his part with abuses of power and excessive hedonism. As such he had to be removed before the cancer spread, and so it was with much sadness I decided to remove Mr. Menace from his position. I am now the sole head of state and government, acting in accordance with the Sparliament.

The charges against Red Menace follows:

1. Being from that part of California no one likes.

2. Being a hipster douchebag with irrelevant pop culture references.

3. High Crimes against standards of facial hair etiquette via the 'neck-beard'.

4. Colluding with Forum Administrators to impose a GREEN theme on the masses in exchange for kick backs in the form of free In 'n' Out burgers.

5. Sticking an annoying pixelated minecraft avatar to mock us in the header.

6. Having lost the mandate in the Red Thread in terms of the most posts. Effective immediately Commissar MercZ is the General-Secretary of the Red Thread and the Chairman of the S.P.A.M.

7. Allowing the Splicer Crisis to nearly destroy the fair forum and calling upon foreign powers to resolve it because he was lazy.

8. Gross misconduct with both male and female members of the Spam Forum.

9. Attempting to have fellow Spammers purged during the April Crisis last year to form a dictatorship.

10. Uncooperative with the movement of the Spammers' Revolutionary Front and selling it out to the administrators.

11. Allowing administrators to run amok in the spam forum, bucking the sovereignty of the Spam Forum, and therefore selling out the autonomy clauses in exchange for more In 'n' Out meals.

12. Not allowing a referendum on the theme changes to the citizens of the Spam Forum. See point 4.

13. Causing the extinction of many creatures in the immediate vicinity of the spam forum to make more dinonuggets after the last batch spoiled.

14. Doing it wrong all the damn time.

15. And finally, being Red Menace

In the following months I will begin my first 100 days where the Spam Forum will be radically changed to be in line with some Spammy goodness.

I call upon spammers to support the Council while we face reactionaries and Red Menacite counter-revolutionaries attempting to disrupt day-to-day activities with terrorism and flash mobs set to LMFAO music.

Please resume your normal activities.

President of the Spampublic Revolutionary Council Commissar MercZ

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#2 6 years ago

"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



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#3 6 years ago

When I think of Hamlet I get hungry. That is all.




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#4 6 years ago

In honor of this latest Inaugural ceremony, I propose that the Red Thread (Commissar MercZ) National Anthem be played

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#5 6 years ago

I don't think you could pay me to dress like that. And I'm no where near in shape to attempt moves like that.

Instead I just say we micspam or something.




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#6 6 years ago

Lol, kk.


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#7 6 years ago

The classic shall be used of course,




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#8 6 years ago

If Red Menace has been removed from power, why do I see his name in orange at the bottom of the forum in the moderators section?




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#9 6 years ago

I actually felt sorry for the poor girl near the end :rofl:


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#10 6 years ago
redgroupclan;5624353If Red Menace has been removed from power, why do I see his name in orange at the bottom of the forum in the moderators section?

I can't scratch it off the wall. I guess the white out came off.