Three men who were lost in the forest were captured bycannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they couldlive if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to goto the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. Soall three men went separate ways to gather fruits.The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought tenapples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have toshove the fruits up your butt without any expression on yourface or you'll be eaten."The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced outin pain, so he was killed.The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When theking explained the trial to him he thought to himself that thisshould be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on theninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first oneasked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" Thesecond one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guycoming with pineapples."
I can't be bothered reading that either.
Me neither.
You suck.
:kiwi:s pwn.
:agreed
haha
indeed.....