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#1 6 years ago

Last night me and a girl were driving around, and around 2AM we parked in a school parking lot and started talking. Around 3:30AM we started figuring out sex positions you can do in a car, but that's beside the point.

Backtrack four weeks, the car's battery fails, and it needs a quick charge from another vehicle to get it working again. This happens MANY times throughout the following four weeks, but my parents said it wouldn't happen to me, and I kept telling them to get it repaired because it was going to happen.

So here we are at 4AM, I accidentally set off the car alarm and we decide it's a good time to leave, but the car doesn't start. So we try a few different things to get it started, but at 4:10AM I realise I have to call my father.

*Calls house* *Father picks up* Father: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees? Me: You know that problem with the car? The one that you said would never happen to me?" Father: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Me: Well it happened to me. Father: For fuck sakes... where are you? Me: In a middle school parking lot. Father: K I'll be there soon... *Father hangs up* Me: I didn't even get to tell him which parking lot we're in...

So it got fixed by 4:30AM, my father somehow knew where we were, and was giving me weird looks the whole time.

Funny thing is, the worst part of that night was when the alarm went off. :(




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#2 6 years ago

doesn't matter, had sex.


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#3 6 years ago

Actually we didn't, we forgot condom. :(




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#4 6 years ago
Schofield;5636690Actually we didn't, we forgot condom. :(

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#5 6 years ago

You're focusing on the wrong things in this sad tale of woe.




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#6 6 years ago

You can't spell 'subtext' without 'buttsex'.




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#7 6 years ago

Yes you can.




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#8 6 years ago

No you can't.




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#9 6 years ago

:rofl:


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#10 6 years ago
Schofield;5636690Actually we didn't, we forgot condom. :(

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