[APPOINTMENT] Spam Quality Control Committee 21 replies

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Commissar MercZ

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#1 6 years ago

The candidates presented before the parliament

Vantage: Director-General for counter-terrorism, cyber-terrorism, and women.

Ryojin: Director-General of Meme Quality Standards and Safety

Vasili: Director-General of Hate Crimes and Trolling

Jean-Luc Picard: Fictional Director-General of Fictional Spam

Fracture: Director-General of MSPaint Inspection

Ensign Riles: Director-General of Administrator Affairs and Dread-hugging

book: Director-General of Vice Control

SeinfeldisKindaOk/PDR: Director-General of Letters and Words and that shit

Crumbs: Director-General of Japanese Cartoons and Directions

I implore the Sparliament to approve of these immediately, so that we may counter the rise of terror arising from al-Menacaeda.




Ryojin

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#2 6 years ago

I'm okay with this.


Disclaimer: Personal opinions still not endorsed by Ryojin.



Commissar MercZ

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#3 6 years ago

Your duties:

REPORT TO ME QUESTIONABLE POSTS WITH RECOMMENDED COURSE OF ACTION.

The Department of SpamForum Security shall protect our forum from domestic and foreign threats, especially from Red Menace and his terrorists.




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#4 6 years ago

I like pie




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#5 6 years ago

And so it begins.




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#6 6 years ago

Did you just oppress my freedom of speech?

Well, MercZ, I will do my best to see to it that you fail whatever you are trying to do.




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#7 6 years ago

Free Speech? Good sire I'm all for free speech, but we must guard against the terrorists. Do you have something to hide? If you're innocent you have nothing to worry about.




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#8 6 years ago

Iraqfrica sides with Red Menace!




Commissar MercZ

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#9 6 years ago

That's already a bad choice right there.




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#10 6 years ago

You're a bad choice.