The candidates presented before the parliament
Vantage: Director-General for counter-terrorism, cyber-terrorism, and women.
Ryojin: Director-General of Meme Quality Standards and Safety
Vasili: Director-General of Hate Crimes and Trolling
Jean-Luc Picard: Fictional Director-General of Fictional Spam
Fracture: Director-General of MSPaint Inspection
Ensign Riles: Director-General of Administrator Affairs and Dread-hugging
book: Director-General of Vice Control
SeinfeldisKindaOk/PDR: Director-General of Letters and Words and that shit
Crumbs: Director-General of Japanese Cartoons and Directions
I implore the Sparliament to approve of these immediately, so that we may counter the rise of terror arising from al-Menacaeda.
8th September 2006
I'm okay with this.
REPORT TO ME QUESTIONABLE POSTS WITH RECOMMENDED COURSE OF ACTION.
The Department of SpamForum Security shall protect our forum from domestic and foreign threats, especially from Red Menace and his terrorists.
I like pie
And so it begins.
Did you just oppress my freedom of speech?
Well, MercZ, I will do my best to see to it that you fail whatever you are trying to do.
Free Speech? Good sire I'm all for free speech, but we must guard against the terrorists. Do you have something to hide? If you're innocent you have nothing to worry about.
Iraqfrica sides with Red Menace!
That's already a bad choice right there.
You're a bad choice.