Are you this breed of Douche Bag? 22 replies

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Damn Microwave

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#1 11 years ago

[are you the kind that steals the freshmans girl, and the only reason you got her is because your a junior...cuz if you are ur an ass hole.:plzdie:




Fortune

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#2 11 years ago

I feel your pain.

But I'm no longer a freshman so I don't really feel it now, and my care has sufficiently waned. :uhm:




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#3 11 years ago

the bad part is, she was my girlfriend. I wasnt just talking to her, we dated. I swear im never gonna be an ass hole like that...




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#4 11 years ago

You won't be...

For 2 years, at which point you'll be like "Dayum look at that shit!" and jump on some sweet Frosh thang, tbh.

In the meantime, listen to Hey Jude or sing along to Like A Rolling Stone or some shit, eat potatoes and find a way to sufficiently be happy.




NAB622

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#5 11 years ago




Metall_pingwin

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#6 11 years ago
(:o);5227158[are you the kind that steals the freshmans girl, and the only reason you got her is because your a junior...cuz if you are ur an ass hole.:plzdie:

That bastard... Here you were, with a girl who loved you and everything about you, and then, he just comes up steals her heart and runs off into the sunset with her.

ALL BECAUSE HE IS TWO YEARS OLDER! OH BY GODS WHAT A CRUEL WORLD!




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#7 11 years ago
Metall_pingwin;5227233That bastard... Here you were, with a girl who loved you and everything about you, and then, he just comes up steals her heart and runs off into the sunset with her. ALL BECAUSE HE IS TWO YEARS OLDER! OH BY GODS WHAT A CRUEL WORLD!

you went there!!




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#8 11 years ago

Gather 'round, children, and I'll tell you a sorry sad tale. It's the tale of a man who went on a romantic canoe ride down a peaceful river with his girlfriend. Halfway through the trip, the girl jumped off of the boat and was eaten by a shark. Seconds later, the man jumped off and was attacked by a crocodile. Both of them survived.

For 10 seconds.




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#9 11 years ago

That sucks. I totally got married to the person I was dating when I was 14 and we lived happily ever after.

Oh wait, just kidding.




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#10 11 years ago

thanks for the sympathy everyone :sarcasm: