17th June 2002
It was early morning. Frost covered the barren landscape around the Sigatar Palace. Not far away, lines of Mongoose Warriors stood ready with their mouths open and dinner forks in position. On the other side of the battlefield, were the armadillos.
They charged across the bare open space, hundreds of thousands of them. The Mongooses yelled 'FOOOD!' and charged at the armadillos. Mongoose after mongoose moved to bite one of the armadillos, only for all his teeth to break and the armadillo to snap him in half. One mongoose managed to eat an armadillo whole, only to be 'sploded from the inside by a SUPER MEGA ULTRA ARMADILLO PUNCH™.
It was short and bloody. Mongooses lay dead all over the battlefield. Not a single mongoose was left. Not a single armadillo had been lost. They truely were the greatest animals on the Earth.
As they sauntered towards the entrance to the Sigatar Palace to claim their rightful place, a single koala dropped from the sky. It wore black ninja clothes and swung a tiny katana around, growling. The armadillos laughed, until lasers shot from the koala's eyes, burning holes through the armadillos' armour and melting them from the inside.
Within seconds, all the armadillos were dead. Steaming melted piles of goop covered the battlefield. The koala made some cute but evil noises, jumped up and down, and scurried into the Sigatar Palace, slamming the doors shut. More koalas started hopping over the walls to reinforce their power. An evil grey koala flag replaced the half-eaten green mongoose flag.
In a press release later that day, the Koala leader, a Mr. Koala, explained their new take on the world.
"I, Koala, and my fellow Koalas from Koala land, have taken control of the Sigatar. Under foolish Mongoose leadership the signature was lost to a crappy graphic, but we shall restore control in time. We now have a new mandate: we're really really cute and we should be worshipped as evil gods or we'll kill you all. That's it I th... oh yeah, and if Pizza Hut doesn't establish a conveyor belt link to our palace we'll kill you all. That will be it for now. See ya!"
The Koala melted one of the journalists in the crowd for no apparent reason, cackled maniacally, and then scampered away.
nice story. bow down to the koala. :bows: :bows: :bows:
poor mongooses :'(
but nonetheless,,,,,congrats to the koala bitches :bows:
bah I got my shotgun ready. I'm not giving them any of my pizza
17th June 2002
Me and nameChanged already went over this; it's mongooses. Check a dictionary if you don't believe me.
It has been confirmed by Mr. Matt, Koalas rule! :nodding:
Mr. Matt and Mr. Matt alone will decide which animal is cool when.
I didn't make it!
Hey, can the Koalas also get Pizza Hut to bring back the Buffalo Wing Pizza? That thing was delicious!
I'm lying when I say trust me
8th June 2004
The koala trend is in. Get your Koala headscarves and Koala outerwear while they last.