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Fortune

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#1 11 years ago

*I have begun channeling the energy, knowledge and power of Pat Robertson, so that my persona is not at all my own*

I've come to this forum and I've found sinning, and women, and heathens, and faggots, it makes me sick!

Lord Wiener? I believe only in the Lord Jeebus! the Lord is not my Wiener, what an absurd thing to say, let alone ask a wiener questions, disgusting.

If you want the real answers to these questions, then come to me, and God will tell me directly the answers to your questions, you gotta understand, I am Gods prophet, there ain't no other ones, only me, I know everything.

So ask questions, or you'll go to hell.

Pat_robertson.jpeg Could that face tell a lie?

Of course not, so ask questions before the world ends.




ConstanceJill

Huh yeah, whatever ^^

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#2 11 years ago

*Doesn't know who this guy is, and isn't even ashamed of it.*




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#3 11 years ago

You damned kids, always listening to your music, and denouncing us good people.

You're going to hell, you little heathen.




ConstanceJill

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#4 11 years ago

WTF ? I'm from France, I guess it's normal that I don't know this guy, famous as he may be in the US or wherever you live...




Polska

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#5 11 years ago

Thread-Piracy!




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#6 11 years ago
Polska;3525324Thread-Piracy!

The bibal condemns Piracy in the second book of Robertson, where it says-

"Piracy hurts my sponsors, therefore ye shall not do it, lest I put my foot up thine hind quarters".

The Book says it right there! don't be a pirate.

Next question.




ConstanceJill

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#7 11 years ago

Huh, what about the Pirate Party of the no so old Spam Forum Elections oO?




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#8 11 years ago

The Pirate Parties are Pirafacists, they are heathens, practicing alchohol, and women, and being fags.

They're evil and should not be in the USA.

The good book teaches this clearly in several of my scriptures.




ConstanceJill

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#9 11 years ago

Whatever... the Pirate Party sounded cool and I don't regret having voted for them, even though they lost :o




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#10 11 years ago

Parties are also for heathens, unless of course you mean the Republican party, that is where the holy ones are.