Ask-a-Wiener 14954 replies

Please wait...

G.R.A.E.M.E. VIP Member

No-Life Overwatch Player

178,803 XP

14th August 2008

0 Uploads

15,861 Posts

0 Threads

#14941 7 years ago

LW, do you like Frasier Crane? I'll expect a satisfying answer.


Formerly known as Graeme and Arld.



IcePure

Pimp of FileFront.

50 XP

30th January 2008

0 Uploads

2,066 Posts

0 Threads

#14942 7 years ago

How would you recommend cooking a small, six year-old child for a meal meant for a family of five four when the only seasoning you have available is sawdust and copper coins?




RadioactiveLobster Forum Admin

Jeff is a mean boss

566,134 XP

28th July 2002

0 Uploads

53,163 Posts

1,334 Threads

#14943 6 years ago

So...what's up?


If there is no image, Mikey broke something...



Admiral Donutz VIP Member

Wanna go Double Dutch?

735,271 XP

9th December 2003

0 Uploads

71,460 Posts

0 Threads

#14944 6 years ago

Wie war dein gebürtstagg? :beer: Mein freundin und ich war in Köln letztes woche.




GateCrusher420 VIP Member

What is this place?

71,308 XP

17th February 2007

0 Uploads

6,235 Posts

2 Threads

#14945 6 years ago

Yes or no?




Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

Knight of MarsBeater of Ass

51,517 XP

3rd June 2006

1 Uploads

4,649 Posts

199 Threads

#14946 6 years ago

What adventures have you been on lately? I'm specifically interested in anything involving dinosaurs, outer space, and nuclear fussion.




Dipship

Smarter than your average stump.

71 XP

26th June 2003

0 Uploads

26,967 Posts

0 Threads

#14947 4 years ago

He's dead Jim, it's been over a year.


When in doubt, gas it!



Lord Wiener VIP Member

Piercing the veil.

51 XP

9th August 2003

0 Uploads

19,761 Posts

0 Threads

#14948 4 years ago

Totes;5548985Wiener. Why is your appearance so...epic??[/QUOTE]

Because I withstood the fire that burnt the flesh, but it charred some of my soul in the process.

Arld;5548991LW, do you like Frasier Crane? I'll expect a satisfying answer.[/QUOTE]

I remember watching Frasier occasionally back when I was in South Africa...it was pretty good.

IcePure;5549003How would you recommend cooking a small, six year-old child for a meal meant for a family of five four when the only seasoning you have available is sawdust and copper coins?[/QUOTE]

I could be cheap here and say "buy more food", but I shall not.

This might take some time though. First, paint the copper coins gold. This will make it easier to attract fools, and more importantly, leprechauns. Tie some "gold" coins togehter with string and go to your local park. Hide in the bushes and wait for your prey.

I will be honest at this point, you're going to attract a fair share of hobos and middle-aged men. Don't be disheartened though, eventually you shall be able to attract a leprechaun.

Now, once you have managed to do this, please be aware that since gold coins are the daily business of leprechauns, he will be pretty angry once he discovers that he has been tricked. Quickly throw a handful of sawdust into his face. While he is still choking, quickly knock him out.

Et voila - you may now use the leprechaun and all his parts as seasoning.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.;5644897So...what's up?[/QUOTE]

I've been a very, very busy man. I am now in my own place since about a year and it has done me very well.

I gained an ungodly amount of weight before that though. This year, finally, I set upon my epic quest to lose what I gained and go FAR beyond that. So far, I have reached my half-way goal in 6 months, and am still going strong. 12.5kg off, another 12.5kg (27.6 pounds, or about 2 stone, whichever you prefer) to go.

[QUOTE=Admiral Donutz;5647457]Wie war dein gebürtstagg? :beer: Mein freundin und ich war in Köln letztes woche.

Your wife in the meantime, right? :) Congratulations again!

[QUOTE=GateCrusher420;5647707]Yes or no?

Depends.

[QUOTE=Ki Adi Mundi;5647719]What adventures have you been on lately? I'm specifically interested in anything involving dinosaurs, outer space, and nuclear fussion.

Sorry, my adventures are restricted mainly to forming my own flesh into a new, improved version of myself.

...oh, and I discovered my love for Scotch.

[QUOTE=Dipship;5742013]He's dead Jim, it's been over a year.

I find your lack of faith....disturbing.

To be honest though, it has been ages. I never forgot about this place though, was just fighting too many battles to make a full comeback. How I will fare this time? I do not know, but I will try.


WouldYouKindly.png



MrFancypants Forum Admin

The Bad

217,241 XP

7th December 2003

0 Uploads

20,015 Posts

6 Threads

#14949 4 years ago

Hello master of whale schlongs. Good to see you again :)




Primarch Vulkan VIP Member

For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!

154,320 XP

16th March 2004

0 Uploads

13,497 Posts

0 Threads

#14950 4 years ago

uh Mr Wiener where did you go? I missed your uh wiener


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords