No-Life Overwatch Player
14th August 2008
LW, do you like Frasier Crane? I'll expect a satisfying answer.
Formerly known as Graeme and Arld.
How would you recommend cooking a small, six year-old child for a meal meant for a family of
five four when the only seasoning you have available is sawdust and copper coins?
Jeff is a mean boss
28th July 2002
Wanna go Double Dutch?
9th December 2003
Wie war dein gebürtstagg? :beer: Mein freundin und ich war in Köln letztes woche.
What is this place?
17th February 2007
Yes or no?
Knight of MarsBeater of Ass
3rd June 2006
What adventures have you been on lately? I'm specifically interested in anything involving dinosaurs, outer space, and nuclear fussion.
He's dead Jim, it's been over a year.
When in doubt, gas it!
Piercing the veil.
9th August 2003
Totes;5548985Wiener. Why is your appearance so...epic??[/QUOTE]
Because I withstood the fire that burnt the flesh, but it charred some of my soul in the process.
Arld;5548991LW, do you like Frasier Crane? I'll expect a satisfying answer.[/QUOTE]
I remember watching Frasier occasionally back when I was in South Africa...it was pretty good.
IcePure;5549003How would you recommend cooking a small, six year-old child for a meal meant for a family of
fivefour when the only seasoning you have available is sawdust and copper coins?[/QUOTE]
I could be cheap here and say "buy more food", but I shall not.
This might take some time though. First, paint the copper coins gold. This will make it easier to attract fools, and more importantly, leprechauns. Tie some "gold" coins togehter with string and go to your local park. Hide in the bushes and wait for your prey.
I will be honest at this point, you're going to attract a fair share of hobos and middle-aged men. Don't be disheartened though, eventually you shall be able to attract a leprechaun.
Now, once you have managed to do this, please be aware that since gold coins are the daily business of leprechauns, he will be pretty angry once he discovers that he has been tricked. Quickly throw a handful of sawdust into his face. While he is still choking, quickly knock him out.
Et voila - you may now use the leprechaun and all his parts as seasoning.
I've been a very, very busy man. I am now in my own place since about a year and it has done me very well.
I gained an ungodly amount of weight before that though. This year, finally, I set upon my epic quest to lose what I gained and go FAR beyond that. So far, I have reached my half-way goal in 6 months, and am still going strong. 12.5kg off, another 12.5kg (27.6 pounds, or about 2 stone, whichever you prefer) to go.
[QUOTE=Admiral Donutz;5647457]Wie war dein gebürtstagg? :beer: Mein freundin und ich war in Köln letztes woche.
Your wife in the meantime, right? :) Congratulations again!
[QUOTE=GateCrusher420;5647707]Yes or no?
[QUOTE=Ki Adi Mundi;5647719]What adventures have you been on lately? I'm specifically interested in anything involving dinosaurs, outer space, and nuclear fussion.
Sorry, my adventures are restricted mainly to forming my own flesh into a new, improved version of myself.
...oh, and I discovered my love for Scotch.
[QUOTE=Dipship;5742013]He's dead Jim, it's been over a year.
I find your lack of faith....disturbing.
To be honest though, it has been ages. I never forgot about this place though, was just fighting too many battles to make a full comeback. How I will fare this time? I do not know, but I will try.
7th December 2003
Hello master of whale schlongs. Good to see you again :)
For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!
16th March 2004
uh Mr Wiener where did you go? I missed your uh wiener
[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords