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Master of Reality

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#1 13 years ago

erm...well everyones stealing Lord Wieners idea, so i thought 'hell, i will too'. dont ask fools like tachyon and mac, they tell you lies! :nodding: only the truth is told by me! you can ask me a variety of questions: 1. Master, why are you so cool? 2. Master, why do i suck? 3. Master, why cant i be as good looking as you? ...and the like




Mac Daddy

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#2 13 years ago

Why do u call me a fool?

Also i dont think Teh Lord will aprove ur thread like he did mine




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#3 13 years ago

he must know you well mac

j/k


Thinking about it.



evildude

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#4 13 years ago
Master of Reality 3. Master, why am i better looking then you?

aaaaaaaa i'll ask that one




*Soviet.Power

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#5 13 years ago

I have a question. How can you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER!!! hope to defeat the Kenyan Toast monks??




WW2dude

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#6 13 years ago

Why is sex like air? Because its not important unless your not getting any?




Master of Reality

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#7 13 years ago
*Soviet.PowerI have a question. How can you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER!!! hope to defeat the Kenyan Toast monks??

the kenyan toast monks? easy first, i shall assemble the greatest special operative group known to man in my secret desert headquarters. each will have their own secret abilities. we shall travel through the dense jungles of the congo, the howling deserts of the sahara, and finally to the savanna of Kenya. while hiding in trees high above, we will observe the monks and overhear their plot to steal toast from mankind. then, Special Operative #2 (Aeg), wearing his special ninja jumpsuit, will jump into the ceremony and kill their leading with a couple well placed chinese throwing stars. the monks will surrender to my power, and all wheat products will be mine.




Master of Reality

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#8 13 years ago
WW2dudeWhy is sex like air? Because its not important unless your not getting any?

unfortunatly, that statement is incorrect. sex is in fact like oxygen. if you dont have it for a peroid of time, you'll die. you must get some whenever the oppertunity arises




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#9 13 years ago
evildude41aaaaaaaa i'll ask that one

because you were born with inferior genes.




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#10 13 years ago

i have come to report that my escapade against the Kenyan Toast Monks was completed with a very high success rate. i am now god in kenya :p




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