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#1 6 years ago

My name is Col. Computer Nerd and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Spammertariat soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into the Pub, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' forum-n00bs. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Network, cross five thousand forum threads, fight my way through half of the Melee and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the forum-n00bs lessons in humanity. forum-n00bs ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a forum-hatin', spam murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find actin' like forum-n00b, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the Forum Admin Azh. That means I got a little n00b-pwning in me. And our battle plan will be that of a Red-Thread resistance. We will be cruel to the forum-n00bs, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the forum-n00b won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the forum-n00b will be sickened by us, and the forum-n00b will talk about us, and the forum-n00b will fear us. And when the forum-n00b closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



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#2 6 years ago

tl;dr


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#3 6 years ago

That's what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred good spam threads. And I want my spam threads. And all y'all will git me one hundred good spam threads, taken from the lessons passed down by the great Yuiop himself. Or you will die tryin'.


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



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#4 6 years ago

I've created a social group for potential members, if you so chose, you may express your interest in this thread, but membership is by invite only. So only those of you who are worthy will be able to bear such an honor.


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



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#5 6 years ago

Fuck the mission.




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#6 6 years ago

You wanna get scalped?


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#7 6 years ago

I'm too lazy to join, sorry. But i can post memes to make this thread better: tumblr_lwm2z9n7Ka1r4cdcco1_400.jpg




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#8 6 years ago

Lol I'm nine and three quarters and what is this?




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#9 6 years ago

bacon


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#10 6 years ago

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See what i did there?




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