I am holding this piece of paper hostage:
You must pay three cookies for ransom within four days, or I will throw this poor piece of paper into a pond.
I am very serious about this, do not think I am joking.
You have four days.
Is that your hair poking out the balaclaver or have you got very overgrown eyebrows?
Why do you jest in a time such as this? Three cookies. Four days.
Jeff is a mean boss
28th July 2002
that paper is a communist!!1 Kill it!!!
Your apathy is disturbing.
What is the thickness of the paper?
Thick enough to pay three cookies.
Deal or no Deal?