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book VIP Member

I'm a book!

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#1 9 years ago

Red Menace has sold his soul to Satan, and he plans to take the forum with him, it may seem that his promotion is a sign of a golden age of spam but I have it on good authority that Sir Red Menace even now is wearing Ziff Davis boxers. Do not be lulled into a false sense of securities.

The war is just beginning!




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#2 9 years ago

do not listen to him! He knows not of what he speaks




Sl4sh

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#3 9 years ago

Rise against!




Nittany Tiger Forum Mod

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#4 9 years ago

Book, just join up with me in my anti-chaos campaign.




NCC1017spock

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#5 9 years ago

my god... WHO ARE THE BAD GUYS!?!?! the black thread, the red thread, ziff davis.... ???




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#6 9 years ago

Et tu, book?




Jetfreak

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#7 9 years ago

Oh noes.

Execute order 66 nao!




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#8 9 years ago

My friends, it is with great sadness I bring this report to you tonight. Unknown to many in the current regime, there has been an influx of ZiffDavis sympathizers in key positions across the forums. It was with great distress that I had some of my best men keeping a watch on many of our closest people just as a precaution.

As shocking as this may sound, we have found corruption up to the highest levels of the spammertariat, indeed, Mr. Menace himself is suspect.

You ask for proof?

Here, photos taken last evening, in a secret prison camp containing many faithful spammers who had disappeared under mysterious circumstances after voicing opinions against this current administration. Buchenwald_Prisoners_83718.jpg

Mr. Menace, if you wish this spammertariat to succeed, if you wish this spammertariat to last beyond the 21st century, Mr Menace, tear down this wall give us some answers, a free and open inquiry into the current state of affairs of your government is a necessity before the people can even begin to trust you!

The spammers demand freedom, hear the cries of those long dead, they are calling your name Mr Menace, and they ask for freedom!




NCC1017spock

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#9 9 years ago

this must be false, you are not the true leader of red!




Commissar MercZ

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#10 9 years ago

The People's Commissar of Spam also feels that this government should serve the spammertariat, rather than spammer aristocracy.