17th June 2002
It's thundering, lightning, and raining over here! Apparently all the burglars have come out to play, 'cause there are alarms going off all over the place. And a big blob of rain put out my cigarette!
I THINK THE ALARMS ARE GOING OFF BECAUSE OF THE BIG BOOMS OF THUNDER AND LIGHTNING STRIKES THAT ARE COMING AND HITTING THE GROUND. 'N SHIT. nct.
Feel me. Do I feel pretty?
15th September 2004
You're going to see much more of that if you come to America.
Long poles will usually fend off the burglars in this situation.
EDIT: Also prepare for WHOOSH! and much louder thuds. Also ROAR.
I'm going to get my gat.
Wanna go Double Dutch?
9th December 2003
Mr. Matt;4919346It's thundering, lightning, and raining over here! Apparently all the burglars have come out to play, 'cause there are alarms going off all over the place. And a big blob of rain put out my cigarette!
But fear not, I can save you! Just follow my instructions:
1) Panic 2) Bang on your neighbours door and windows, scream wildly "The Armageddon is here! Argh! Me leg! Help! Help!" 3) Don't forget to panic 4) Sent cash to Mr. Donutz, in the absence of cash you may sent "favour" if you are an attractive young lady. 5) Keep on panicking! 6) Release your hamsters and other pets, they will act as a distraction and may eat the aliens that are coming to get you. Wait you haven't heard about the aliens? Well you do now. 7) Get yourself a weapon, gun for example but pans and spoons will also do. 8) Attack anything on sight, it's self defence! No time to ask questions, you can't trust those aliens! 9) Douse yourself i a flammable liquid, it will give you protection from those brain sucking, eye eating aliens! 10) Proceed to run around town, preferable at midnight, use the cover of darkness to your advantage 11) Use torches, seriously. No flashlights, flashlights are alien technology. You don't want to support the aliens do you?! Get a real torch! 12) Spread the word, tell people that the world is coming down upon us, scream, yell, panic. Do not think rationally, the aliens will eat any brain that is rational. You're warned! 13) Stay away from universities, aliens will be mpre prominent here to hunt for brains. 14) Improvise methods to fight of the aliens! 15) Check if your transactions to Mr. Donutz were successful, this is of great importance if mankind is to succeed in fighting of the aliens. 16) Apply some more flammable liquid upon your body 17) Don't let those goverment agents get you, they conspire against you and me with those aliens! Fight, fight! Resist! Panic! 18) Spread the word, dont'be selfish. Let everybody know we must fight! 19) Do like the A team does, build your own super vehicle, the evil goverment and aliens will be powerless to stop you. 20) Check your email 21) Repeat
one of the most win posts I have every seen..... EVERYONE add to his rep..... Or mercz and I will rape your sheep.
nobody rapes the sheep but me - got it. ...I like sheep.
Want to fight me over the honor of that sheep?
that sheep don’t love ewe!!
Is that a challenge?