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Embee

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#1 6 years ago

For men: "Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"




SuperSmeg

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#2 6 years ago

"I'm dying, the world is going to shit, and you're horny. Have sex with me."

My pick-up line. Hasn't worked yet though, but it will one day, I know it!




Museum

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#3 6 years ago

"Think of a number from 1 to 100 and don't tell me." "Ok..." "68."

1% of the time it works every time.




Embee

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#4 6 years ago

"Let's not turn "rape" into "murder" !"

Except that with this pick-up line, you'll be in the midst of action.




Andron Taps Forum Mod

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#5 6 years ago

That's actually a bit too dark.


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#6 6 years ago

I tried the chloroform line. She thought it was slightly amusing.




Commissar MercZ

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#7 6 years ago

I got mace in my face.




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#8 6 years ago

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Misanthrope

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#9 6 years ago

Mace mace, in the face!




NAB622

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#10 6 years ago

I've had that chloroform line used on me at work. Sad thing is, I have no idea what happened for the next two hours. I was really gone.




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